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[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 22:36:40 ago (+2/-0)

sickening

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 23:55:12 ago (+1/-0)

Why are you like this?

Is this a cry for help?

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 13:54:16 ago (+1/-0)

You're just hungry. Here, have some hamburger helper

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 13:59:20 ago (+1/-0)

*BONK!

I shoulda had a V8!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 23:51:29 ago (+0/-0)

why would you make this?

intrusive thought?

im more curious about your mind than whatever that is or why it is.

its like why the whole 'time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana' line makes me laugh for all the wrong reasons... i understand perfectly what the sentence means but i just end up with an image of a fly wearing a banana suit tell his mates 'IMABANANA.... BZZZ' and promptly falling over. that is an intrusive thought. usually youd keep it to yourself, but im just making a point. and it has made me laugh in meetings with my client and his fucking headshrink which was inappropriate as fuck i had to leave. thankfully the shrink knows me well enough to know why i was laughing.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 13:53:54 ago (+0/-0)

Because those crocs exist. And if those are real, then eating hamburger helper out of them must also be real.