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Pajeet tries swimming... but fails

submitted by shitface9000 to Shitjeets 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 15:03:53 ago (+28/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] BloodyComet 9 points 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 15:52:18 ago (+9/-0)

The concept of "not being able to swim" will forever remain strange to me. Maybe it's because I learned as a baby, my older cousins tossed me into a pool when I was about 2-3 years old, and my parents took me to the YMCA swim classes until I was about 6.

It's so bizarre to watch someone drown in calm waters, with good conditions. I could survive for DAYS in that water, just floating, holding my nose to mitigate the scent of pajeets. All you have to do is just breathe normally, maybe a little deeper than normal, and you'll float. It's the panic that seems to kill these idiots, grown men that get frightened when they feel the water.

They start thrashing around and trying to take deep breaths, and it's not long before they inhale a few lung-fulls of water. I guess that's the critical moment that leads to even more panic and then death. Idiots.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 17:08:52 ago (+3/-1)

@BloodyComet ...I too don't understand it...I'm actually more comfortable in water than I am out and I've been in a lot of different water environments, 2 oceans and freshwater lakes/rivers, as far as "rip tides" go, I've dealt with them plenty...just stay calm and keep air in your lungs and if you're calm you'll have no problems doing it...I've actually slept in the water while floating on my back in the warm Caribbean waters, fuck, I have no problem relaxing in waters 2,000ft deep...in general, I don't give a flamboyant fuck for filthy shitskins, or niggers, teepee rats and jews

[ - ] BloodyComet 0 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 19:17:02 ago (+0/-0)

You and I are similar on this, maybe we're amphibious creatures? I did serve in the USMC...

I remember the day I was thrown into the pool, it's one of my earliest memories. I vividly remember the scent of the chlorine and my huge group of cousins (I have over 7 aunts and uncles, so I had a lot of cousins that were basically my best friends growing up) laughing as I sailed through the air. Grandparents owned 88 acres of farmland, fully developed with a house and barns and massive cornfield. Both of my parents worked my entire life, so I spent a ton of time at grandma's farmhouse as I grew up.

Being tossed into the pool is actually a tradition, all of my cousins went through it. One of them (usually an older one) is in the water and ready to help you, but the goal was to force me to sink or swim. I was terrified, but I also remember connecting the feeling of being in water to being in a bathtub. The hands of my cousin gently propping me up so my head remained above water while my little arms and legs kicked and squirmed, until I was treading water. That's when they let you go and let you tread yourself for a few seconds.

This shit is a rite of passage, not unique to my family. It seems to work exceptionally- all of my cousins and myself were very skilled swimmers, most of us competed in various swim events and often ended up in the top 3. It's wild to imagine that it all started with the hot summer day when my big cuz decided "Alright, BloodyComet, let's see if you can deal with this" and dropped me in there.

TL;DR- Being tossed into a pool as an infant appears to be a sort of tradition among a lot of White people, and it seems to be the key to making a person become comfortable in the water, even under shitty conditions. That early exposure must be a powerful method of molding the infant mind/body. Were any of you tossed into a pool to learn to swim?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 20:53:09 ago (+1/-0)

All you have to do is just breathe normally, maybe a little deeper than normal, and you'll float.

Depends on your DNA. Some pure-bred niggers cannot float. Somehow they are just a little bit more dense and they sink. Whites, and those with a little White DNA seem to have the opposite thing going on.

My father threw me into the pool when I was ~4 and kept me there until I could swim. I've always found it an easy and fun activity. Even spent an entire summer on a lake with a small canoe poking snakes with sticks, catching frogs, and fishing.

[ - ] canbot 0 points 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 22:14:05 ago (+0/-0)

I think that white people instinctively keep their lungs partially inflated for bouyancy and blacks lack that instinct.

[ - ] BloodyComet 0 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 19:23:30 ago (+0/-0)

I can probably count the number of White people I know who "can't swim" on just both hands.

I got the "sink or swim trial by fire" a little older than 2 years, you got it around 4... But if you threw about 80% of adult niggers into that same water, calm but ~8 ft. deep, they would all die. I've seen videos where this happens, a bunch of capsizing and mass drownings were caught on film- "migrants" trying to get to Europe.

A massive group of shitskins go into the water, you can be certain the majority will die. They drown each other- the ones who are capable of swimming/treading water, or the ones smart enough to grab some floating debris end up being grabbed by frenzied, panicked niggers who will try to use other niggers as floatation devices. Before long, they're all face down, and a few left alive are able to use the little island of drowned nigger flesh to survive.

Compare this to how Whites behave in similar or worse water disasters. Sure, some panic, but usually order is restored and some kind of survival plan begins. The USS Indianapolis is a great example, or the Titanic. You can't name a nigger shipwreck where they all worked as a team to survive.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 20:13:21 ago (+0/-0)

But if you threw about 80% of adult niggers into that same water, calm but ~8 ft. deep, they would all die.

Oh I know. In bootcamp, during the 'can you swim' part, they took everyone who couldn't aside for special training. They were all black.

[ - ] BloodyComet 1 point 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 20:36:52 ago (+1/-0)

I saw the same shit at Parris Island. We had "swim week" about a month into boot camp. You had to use all sorts of swimming techniques, often while wearing your BDU and carrying a pack with a few rocks in it.

There was a drill instructor who would play the role of "the shark" during some training exercises. You'd be trying to get across the pool using only a sidestroke, with a sack of rocks strapped around your body pulling you down... then BAM, he grabs you and starts trying to drown you. Before they started doing this, they demonstrated precisely what they wanted you to do in order to get free- a technique to get out of a headlock in the water.

They also taught us that you should elbow or headbutt a person who you're trying to rescue if they're panicking. I remember seeing this in a movie and thinking "wow they actually got that right". A swift pop to the nose is enough to stun most people, especially if they're not expecting it. From there, you can get a good hold on them and start making your way to safety.

[ - ] Cunty 0 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 03:49:56 ago (+0/-0)

That's because they're used to laying in cow shit which generally holds the pajeets weight as it is much more dense than water.

[ - ] Sector2 7 points 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 17:58:43 ago (+7/-0)

The more famous video is the three pajeets who set up their camera by a pool in a wooded stream, then proceeded to all drown 10 feet from the camera.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 18:22:54 ago (+2/-0)

I love that one

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 02:50:54 ago (+1/-0)

I would love a 3000000 pajeet reenactment

[ - ] xmasskull 7 points 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 16:12:35 ago (+8/-1)

The fool did a face plant,knocked himself cold,I'd reckon.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 19:08:24 ago (+0/-0)

Or broke ribs

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 19:27:41 ago (+0/-0)

Or is a poo that can't float

[ - ] canbot 0 points 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 22:14:27 ago (+0/-0)

Or broke his spine

[ - ] mikenigger 7 points 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 16:05:27 ago (+7/-0)

another poo in the loo

[ - ] allAheadFull 3 points 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 20:37:07 ago (+3/-0)

So... is the water ok?

[ - ] NoRefunds 3 points 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 19:26:57 ago (+3/-0)

They literally cannot stop polluting fresh water

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 17:43:03 ago (+3/-0)

Nothing of value was lost.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 17:59:07 ago (+2/-0)

No one jumps in to save him

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 02:51:20 ago (+0/-0)

Would you?

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 00:51:22 ago (+1/-0)

stupids die stupid

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 23:14:29 ago (+1/-0)

Indians down here do stupid things at the beach and drown themselves. They know they can't swim but do it anyway.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 1 point 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 20:43:36 ago (+1/-0)

He did the right thing by drowning.

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 02:52:21 ago (+1/-0)

Arguably a good deed

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 1 point 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 16:14:48 ago (+1/-0)

Perhaps he just disolved in the waste waters.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 15:07:55 ago (+1/-0)

All of that dirt caked on him sunk him to the bottom.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 23:49:48 ago (+0/-0)

lol they literally didn’t give a shit .
Nobodies voice went up a single octave lol.

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 0 points 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 22:44:24 ago (+0/-0)

Enter standing straight up.
Feet pointed to prevent being folded up to the shins.
Legs together to prevent power enema. Nose pinched for same.
Arms crossed over near the chest to prevent broken.
Water = concrete with enough speed.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 21:48:06 ago (+0/-0)

Do they all stand there and watch him drown because they too can't jump in and swim to save him?

[ - ] recon_johnny 0 points 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 22:49:05 ago (+0/-0)

Rhetorical question, no?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 17:45:27 ago (+0/-0)

Excellent 👍🏻

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 16:49:07 ago (+0/-0)

I dont think this has anything to do with him not being able to swim, it looks like the dam waterfall is creating a riptide and pulling him towards and under.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 19:28:33 ago (+0/-0)

I could tread water with a 5 gallon bottle over my head. Unless that riptide is truly that strong...

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 4 monthsJan 24, 2025 23:15:36 ago (+0/-0)

It showcases how dumb they really are. I'm a pretty good swimmer but would never jump into that.