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Did our Schizophrenic Goat User crack internet encryption like he said he was going to?

submitted by Trope to Schizophrenia 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 17:16:22 ago (+8/-0)     (Schizophrenia)

He was on the verge of getting it done but articulated it in the most pedantic unnecessarily cryptic sort of way and now he’s vanished without a trace.

We either need that Missing Goats forum or to register his username to the Crystal Fields.


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[ - ] lord_nougat 9 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 17:38:23 ago (+9/-0)

I think what he meant by "crack encryption..." was he was going to smoke a bunch of crack.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 19:52:12 ago (+3/-0)

I hear it increases the surface area of your mind.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 19:55:50 ago (+3/-0)

Lol, it irons out those brain wrinkles!

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 21:13:22 ago (+2/-0)

He found out how much crack was required to travel through time but neglected to also bring that amount with him and still has not located a dealer with crack in the 1300’s.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 17:55:37 ago (+5/-0)

I think you're talking about prototype, but he's just autistic not schizophrenic.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 19:55:28 ago (+3/-0)

Autism and 'chatter' seem an unlikely pairing, from what I've heard. Maybe he's just on a higher level.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 20:29:03 ago (+2/-0)

Could be, I'm just saying that chatter ain't coming from inside the house.

[ - ] Trope [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 18:57:23 ago (+2/-0)

That might just be our guy.

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 17:32:56 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] Trope [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 17:43:40 ago (+2/-0)

Very nice. Helps strengthen our community.

[ - ] goatfugee12 2 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 21:22:20 ago (+2/-0)

he went to live with the Annunaki on Niburu.

[ - ] Trope [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 22:07:03 ago (+0/-0)

Planet X will return one day.

[ - ] ArcturianDeathTrap 0 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 00:51:08 ago (+0/-0)

The niggernaki are underground

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 18:52:54 ago (+2/-0)*

Spector2 is still around. Edit. Not sector2, it is Prototype. He is also still around.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 19:12:19 ago (+1/-0)

lol, I have moved beyond normal space and time and become a Spector.

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 21:51:15 ago (+1/-0)

You just say stupid shit and I see your name sometimes. The only spectoring you are doing is in your front lawn.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 22:01:00 ago (+1/-0)

Some things I say are non-obvious to the casual observer.

[ - ] Trope [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 22:06:35 ago (+1/-0)

Well said, Spec.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 07:02:53 ago (+0/-0)

Keep it up bro.

[ - ] o0shad0o 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 21:05:52 ago (+1/-0)

He's in an unmarked grave in Guantanamo Bay now. :-P

[ - ] Trope [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 22:07:53 ago (+0/-0)

lol not even imprisoned just straight to being buried alive without parole.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 20:33:51 ago (+1/-0)

No, but I heard that Virge sent his downloaded copy of the internet over to Prototype and they're working on it together.

I also heard Sal_180 will suck your dick for an EBT card, but only if you're circumsized.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 17:49:19 ago (+1/-0)

This is what happened to him.
https://youtu.be/mGzWE64oeh0?t=85

[ - ] Love240 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 17:20:34 ago (+1/-0)

No.

[ - ] RoboGoat2000 0 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 01:33:45 ago (+0/-0)

I monitored the thread for a while. Nothing ever came of it.

https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=6697dce3e71a9

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 05:05:59 ago (+0/-0)

Just went back to the thread and asked the question

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 20:05:08 ago (+0/-0)

He's in a FEMA camp now, waitin for the fat orange retard to save him 😭

[ - ] glooper 0 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 17:58:55 ago (+0/-0)

Anyone here can break it if they want to pay for it...

https://www.ibm.com/quantum/pricing

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 17:56:34 ago (+0/-0)

I think hes switched to spamming us with ai 'art'