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Halfway There

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 3 monthsJan 22, 2025 20:45:16 ago (+38/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 3 monthsJan 22, 2025 22:18:49 ago (+1/-0)

I would love to meet OP in person.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 22, 2025 23:16:21 ago (+1/-0)

I’m available for public forum gatherings, some private meetings.

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 3 monthsJan 22, 2025 22:23:46 ago (+1/-0)

….then JBJ puts the mic out to the crowd cuz he can’t hit the high note when he sings, “woooooooah-ohhhh, LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER!!”

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 22, 2025 23:20:54 ago (+1/-0)

Always been a total homo. Never owned one album. Good radio rock was his gig. Too bad he’s a horrible person, a leftist NJ faggot.

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 00:50:01 ago (+1/-0)

It’s a funny meme, regardless!

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 10:58:49 ago (+1/-0)

⚡⚡

[ - ] SundayMatinee 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 12:41:09 ago (+1/-0)

The other half don't have Internet.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2025 20:51:21 ago (+2/-0)

I'm thinking its more but,Ok.

[ - ] Prairie 3 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2025 21:13:58 ago (+3/-0)

That intro could easily be for a piece lamenting on how far we still have to go.

[ - ] SithEmpire 4 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2025 22:44:30 ago (+4/-0)

Heh, "memory".

More like from believability, as more people notice their education was dogshit and modern lying loses the edge it found 30 years ago.

The lies went into overdrive, and now any hints of consensus are treated as suspicious astroturfing. In the internet age, the same tribe who lied about lampshades (and a few other things) can't get people to believe in gas showers any more.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2025 23:14:19 ago (+2/-0)

What about wooden doors?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2025 20:58:51 ago (+6/-0)

whoah! Livin on welfare, take my card and I'll swipe it I swear, oh oh livin on welfare

[ - ] dingbat 3 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2025 22:24:14 ago (+3/-0)

😂