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Popeye's? Waffle House? They've got nothing on nigger church chimpouts

submitted by big_fat_dangus to Monkeyshines 4 monthsJan 20, 2025 09:45:40 ago (+14/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] RobertJHarsh 4 points 4 monthsJan 20, 2025 10:28:09 ago (+4/-0)

Nigger churches do that shit all the time.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 4 monthsJan 20, 2025 11:05:20 ago (+3/-0)

All of a sudden voodoo rituals make more sense.

[ - ] WNwoman 2 points 4 monthsJan 20, 2025 14:20:41 ago (+2/-0)

And they go straight from the service to the club where they do drugs and fornicate.

[ - ] fnbs 2 points 4 monthsJan 20, 2025 13:00:54 ago (+2/-0)

Like being at the chimpanzee exhibit at the zoo

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 4 monthsJan 20, 2025 12:09:06 ago (+2/-0)

That guitar riff is sick though. My nigger loving grandparents were missionaries at a black Hispanic church in Kensington as a lad, so I witnessed about half the voodoo action here.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 4 monthsJan 20, 2025 13:38:03 ago (+0/-0)

The zombies have come back to life on Kensington Avenue. Re-animated Herbert West style.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 4 monthsJan 20, 2025 13:47:40 ago (+1/-0)

Theo tried to get me to kill a junky in an alley once

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 4 monthsJan 20, 2025 17:12:48 ago (+0/-0)

good lad

hope you learned well

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 4 monthsJan 20, 2025 17:20:54 ago (+0/-0)

Oh he's always playing these games with me

[ - ] goatfugee12 2 points 4 monthsJan 20, 2025 11:00:46 ago (+2/-0)

white pentecostals do the same dumb nigger shit but with snakes.

retards do retarded shit.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 4 monthsJan 20, 2025 13:36:10 ago (+1/-0)

Definitely not worse than any Pentacostal snake handling. Since no one is speaking in non-existent gargling languages with their eyeballs rolled back, I'd say this is the much more normal-looking mode of worship.

[ - ] Grim0ne 1 point 4 monthsJan 20, 2025 11:32:22 ago (+1/-0)

It's a competition of who feels the lord the most. Dumb niggers will nig dumbly.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 4 monthsJan 20, 2025 14:50:37 ago (+0/-0)

Are these Christians? Is this a Christian church? Has true Christianity ever been tried?

[ - ] SteppingRazor 0 points 4 monthsJan 20, 2025 13:19:11 ago (+0/-0)

Niggers are all about appearances.