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con77 applies for a patent

submitted by con77 to videos 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 14:45:29 ago (+33/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/r6n8rv.mp4



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[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 15:19:23 ago (+4/-0)

You'll make $$millions$$!

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 17:46:48 ago (+3/-0)

That's funny and incredibly dorky at the same time.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 16:56:09 ago (+2/-0)

So many bad decisions have been made. So many.

[ - ] con77 [op] 3 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 17:44:59 ago (+3/-0)

Have you read my true stories?

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 17:47:58 ago (+2/-0)

"Back in the day" Volumes I - VII

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 18:05:34 ago (+1/-0)

Lol, I don't have to because I can tell you're a walking disaster zone marked Hazardous Waste. Try to leave a few less old ladies with dripping pussies please. Just because you can doesn't mean you should even if there a fresh choco chip cookies involved.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 19:24:42 ago (+2/-0)

And here I thought we were friends

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 20:59:55 ago (+2/-0)

Your enemies lie to you.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 22:31:48 ago (+2/-0)

True that

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 19:16:46 ago (+1/-0)

Opposite of the sunglasses.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 3 monthsJan 20, 2025 00:58:03 ago (+2/-0)

'Beer goggles (oogles)'

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 18:07:51 ago (+1/-0)

Too late! I already have a patent on them. I will Never allow them to get to the public.

That kind of power is just too much for the average normie.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 19:26:29 ago (+1/-0)

Looks like we have a Tesla vs Edison situation here.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 1 point 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 17:24:52 ago (+1/-0)

i made a similar joke to a girl once and she found it distasteful. i was a young teen by then. i didnt understand how girls would feel and react to that kind of joke. now as an older man i know

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 3 monthsJan 20, 2025 05:11:01 ago (+0/-0)

Beer is for pussies.