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I'm a dumbass story time.

submitted by Freespeechplease to whatever 3 monthsJan 18, 2025 14:24:25 ago (+9/-0)     (whatever)

So two years ago I decided to put a hot tub in the basement, it's an unfinished basement and has a floor drain right to the sewer. I even installed a showerhead complete with hot water. Typical use of it has been great, actually awesome. It's indoors so it's private, and I even put giant speakers and a video projector near it. So anyway I like K'nex(building toy) and eating those Jewish THC gummies. My K'nex were nasty and dirty from literally playing with them my whole life, so I figured it would be a great idea to dump them in the pool and give them a good rinse. Well they were also mixed with Legos and other toys... So anyway a certain place in hell must be like a stoned guy naked in a hot tub in the basement with the shower head going, sorting K'nex from Legos and other toys types. I forgot to turn on the radio/speakers/projector


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[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 00:02:42 ago (+0/-0)

See kids? This is why drugs are bad. This guy is about to get electrocuted by his laptop in a hot tub.

[ - ] Freespeechplease [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 00:32:19 ago (+0/-0)

Haha D.A.R.E. officer. I've got one of those GFCI plugs

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2025 21:32:43 ago (+0/-0)

I just hope you properly sealed the room the hot tub is in and piped out the humid air. Water damage and mold are no joke.

[ - ] Freespeechplease [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2025 21:59:05 ago (+0/-0)

Things are vented appropriately. It is an unfinished space after all This basement typically sees water in a storm.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2025 20:20:01 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like you're living your best life. You painted a vivid picture I didn't really want to imagine, but it's a funny story. I hope you build that sweet ferris wheel when you're done sorting. I used to have the little motor set that went with the k'nex, but no idea where it went.

[ - ] Freespeechplease [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2025 21:31:26 ago (+1/-0)

I have the the little motor too,with solar panels and some of the other motors... They all went in the pool too. Oops

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2025 18:03:23 ago (+0/-0)

Stick your dick in the vacuum sucker next. You will love it.

[ - ] Freespeechplease [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2025 22:12:49 ago (+0/-0)

It was bad, it looked something like this. https://files.catbox.moe/rz51w8.webp

[ - ] Freespeechplease [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2025 17:46:33 ago (+1/-0)

Update, the K'nex look awesomely cleaned and sorted. The pool needs more cleaning

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2025 18:04:55 ago (+1/-0)

You're not retarded just ill equipped. Get a plastic tub with a drain plug.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2025 22:05:45 ago (+1/-0)

Dont listen to the woman. You need a mesh bag for your tub. You’ve discovered your way of cleaning. Soldier on, soldier \o

[ - ] texasblood 2 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2025 17:07:10 ago (+2/-0)

ADHD is not retardation

[ - ] Trope 3 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2025 15:31:59 ago (+3/-0)

Autism? Or just single for too long?

[ - ] Freespeechplease [op] 3 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2025 16:12:58 ago (+3/-0)

Not single, probably just retarded

[ - ] Freespeechplease [op] 3 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2025 14:36:34 ago (+3/-0)

I guess I left out that it was A LOT OF K'NEX. An entire giant 20 gallon tote

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 4 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2025 14:28:36 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah, those thc gummies really made you dumb. Cleaning your toys in the hot tub? Only a stoner would think that was a good idea.
I better not share my stories from my teenage years....

[ - ] Freespeechplease [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2025 14:29:52 ago (+2/-0)

Let's hear em, the tub is draining so I can get all the small pieces

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2025 18:02:42 ago (+1/-0)

Those green ones are gonna be a bitch.

[ - ] Freespeechplease [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2025 20:14:00 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like you have done this before... Yes, certified it's a bitch to get em all. Pools filling back up, Jews mad water in use and Handsome Truth on the speakers and projector