Her mother's maiden name is Hupka which was originally Von Hupka before the family immigrated to America right before WWII. As soon as Uncle Adolf invaded Poland, great granddad Sextus said,"We're fuckin' moving, pack your shit" Oh and wooohoohoo does she go 💪🏻
A couple of friends and I went to our local stadium to watch a football game. That day I had taken a few hours to craft what kinda looked like a court jester’s staff. It was a broom handle with a bobble head and a dozen bells on it. It was pretty loud and kinda nifty looking.
As we lined up to get the wand from stadium staff at entry gates, two security people headed straight towards me. The woman said “Hi guys, sorry but there are no poles allowed in the stadium” as she gestured at my jesters stick. Without missing a beat I replied “well I’m half German”.
Security dude started laughing big time. Security lady replies with a big smile “I’m half German too!”
They took my stick with a promise to return it after the game. I did retrieve it after the game. It was beat to shit. They clearly had some fun.
[ + ] ItsOk2bArian
[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 3 monthsJan 17, 2025 03:31:30 ago (+2/-0)
My wife is Polish by decent
I'll just be saving that one for the perfect moment
[ + ] boekanier
[ - ] boekanier [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 17, 2025 04:51:43 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Deplorablepoetry
[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 3 monthsJan 17, 2025 04:44:35 ago (+0/-0)
That’s my last name.
Vowels are for retards…., also say hello to your wife for me.
Does she go? nudge nudge wink wink Does she, ya know, does she go? nudge nudge wink wink
[ + ] ItsOk2bArian
[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 01:32:14 ago (+0/-0)
Oh and wooohoohoo does she go 💪🏻
[ + ] Deplorablepoetry
[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 3 monthsJan 17, 2025 04:20:18 ago (+0/-0)
As we lined up to get the wand from stadium staff at entry gates, two security people headed straight towards me.
The woman said “Hi guys, sorry but there are no poles allowed in the stadium” as she gestured at my jesters stick.
Without missing a beat I replied “well I’m half German”.
Security dude started laughing big time. Security lady replies with a big smile “I’m half German too!”
They took my stick with a promise to return it after the game. I did retrieve it after the game. It was beat to shit. They clearly had some fun.
[ + ] FacelessOne
[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 3 monthsJan 17, 2025 02:18:05 ago (+0/-0)