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JUST TO GIVE ADVANCE NOTICE...I'M ABOUT TO HIT THE SUBMIT ICON FOR A POST COMPILED 2 DAYS AGO...

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 19:56:53 ago (+9/-2)     (HDLunited)

...engaging in any form of mind altering activity may enhance comprehension levels necessary to fully appreciate the incoherent ramblings and excessively esoteric sophistry proprietary to a structurally compromised flimsy frame of mind.

NOTE...choosing to engage is the unsolicited choice of all who mistakenly ignore the risks associated with the time weighted averages of exposure to vitriolic facts and as such it is not incumbent upon the OP to provide remedial assistance in the form of apologies, admission of contemptuous intent, monetary compensation or medical coverage for the onset of hives.

Stay tuned, if you thought the "INDIAN HEAD TEST PATTERN" was a great form of entertainment just wait till you suffer the brain damaging effects of the post I have yet to submit.


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[ - ] paul_neri 3 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 20:05:15 ago (+3/-0)

Phwoar! Just remember to tag it "Adult Content/Nudity".

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 20:32:15 ago (+1/-0)

Paula...do you have that impression of me?...I'm insulted.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 20:46:36 ago (+2/-0)

Oh! I apologise.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 21:01:59 ago (+3/-0)

Apologize is predominantly used in πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ American (US) English ( en-US ) while apologise is predominantly used in πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ British English

Region-appropriate spelling denotes sincerity. Good show, mate.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 17, 2025 06:52:24 ago (+1/-0)

...your insincere apology is reluctantly noted and filed with the Review Board for consideration of submission to the "DEPT of ETHICS ACCOUNTABILITY TRUTH & HEGEMONY", AKA "DEATH", after which, should you be successful in your efforts to apologiz/se, you will be given the opportunity to crawl over a bed of embers screaming out for forgiveness and all the while ensuring that the blank cheque with your scribbled endorsement is safe in your boiled and blistered hands...so, you'll have to wait for the process to play out before you get the "official opportunity" to apologiz/se...now what image do you have of me?

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3 monthsJan 17, 2025 17:40:18 ago (+0/-0)

"now what image do you have of me?"

You're a beautiful guy!

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 17, 2025 18:35:54 ago (+0/-0)

I do have my redeeming qualities and being visually aesthetic is one of them.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 20:07:12 ago (+2/-0)

Now wondering if I should fungally fortify. (when or if I return from my food forey)

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 20:30:16 ago (+2/-0)

@Sector2 ...to be safe, triple your normal intake...you may want to consider injecting snake venom...hell, the regrets you'll have after reading this post will make you want to sleep with a cobra.

[ - ] Kozel 5 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 20:39:53 ago (+5/-0)

Verily, the quintessence of your elucidation resonates with an ineffable perspicacity, harmonizing seamlessly with my own cogitations. Thus, I find myself in unequivocal consilience with the profundity of your articulated verities.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 20:47:04 ago (+2/-0)

Very good. It's why Americans are known as the romantics of the world.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 17, 2025 19:28:03 ago (+1/-0)

@Kozel ...so we are of the same mind but have no idea about as to how to express ourselves in a manner conducive to the average levels of discernment?

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 3 monthsJan 17, 2025 20:41:53 ago (+1/-0)

A recondite concept eludes the grasp of an inchoate intellect, for the abstruse often remains inscrutable to those of quiescent cognition.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 17, 2025 21:44:59 ago (+0/-0)

...but...rather than relieving one's self of life's compounded stress via a temporary episode of transitory depersonalization and sartorial exclusion, too many people are socially detached through excessive measures of narcotic induced numbness and mismatched clothing...and then there's Paula (neri)

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2025 00:04:06 ago (+1/-0)

I was at the grocery shop, dressed nicely, even had a scarf. Some dude remarked to his girlfriend I made him feel like a bum. This was my intent.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2025 05:24:59 ago (+0/-0)

@Kozel ...you're good, glad to know that you're not a sartorial dissident

[ - ] drstrangergov 3 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 21:13:12 ago (+3/-0)

where my moneh!?