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[ - ] ICantBeArsed 1 point 4 monthsJan 17, 2025 05:17:41 ago (+1/-0)

That title is a clusterfuck.

Was a guy stabbed for sucking a guy off while pretending to be a woman?

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 4 monthsJan 17, 2025 07:49:10 ago (+0/-0)

Actually it's well said

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 4 monthsJan 17, 2025 02:43:29 ago (+1/-0)

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[ - ] observation1 2 points 4 monthsJan 17, 2025 01:53:36 ago (+2/-0)

Is this the person who corrected the situation?

[ - ] Trope 2 points 4 monthsJan 16, 2025 21:23:27 ago (+2/-0)

At a glance, that looks like a trashy woman. I suppose if one were heavily intoxicated with blurred vision, the dopaminergic effects of an imminent blowjob could override the other senses.

And it’s only gay if you suck his dick. Or so it has been said. Personally, I’d avoid these situations entirely.

[ - ] allAheadFull 5 points 4 monthsJan 16, 2025 22:06:50 ago (+5/-0)

That's the girl that stabbed the tranny. A group of them beat it together.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 4 monthsJan 17, 2025 00:27:28 ago (+1/-0)

The old tale is, ‘it’s only ghey if you look them in the eyes’.

[ - ] Kozel 6 points 4 monthsJan 16, 2025 20:43:35 ago (+6/-0)

stop stealing MY posts you fucking jew

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=6789880fe6d4a

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 16, 2025 22:53:28 ago (+0/-0)

Posting a link to an article.... pfff, you don't understand autismos very much.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 4 monthsJan 16, 2025 20:29:57 ago (+4/-0)

Dude, you can't even get a blowjob anymore without checking for the nuts & berries.

What has the world come to?

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 4 monthsJan 16, 2025 20:50:37 ago (+3/-0)

Dude, you can't even get a blowjob anymore

I did talk to a girl just a couple weeks ago. I said, "Yes, I do want a bag."

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 4 monthsJan 17, 2025 00:28:22 ago (+3/-0)

Twig and berries.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 4 monthsJan 16, 2025 20:23:50 ago (+1/-0)

Now s/he's a 12 holer.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 10 points 4 monthsJan 16, 2025 20:08:11 ago (+10/-0)

She raped the poor guy, fair punishment. He didn't consent to sex with a man.

[ - ] GreatSatan 3 points 4 monthsJan 16, 2025 23:51:51 ago (+3/-0)

Men get raped all the time by women wearing makeup. I didn't consent to the old wrinkly hag i woke up to in the morning.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 4 monthsJan 17, 2025 00:45:34 ago (+2/-0)

This is why I prefer women who don't wear makeup.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 4 monthsJan 17, 2025 09:56:00 ago (+0/-0)

When your wife sees this, and she will, she's gonna kick your ass into next week!