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I upgoat every BushKike comment, just for lulz

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 17:36:30 ago (+15/-4)     (whatever)

owning Dangus, one click at a tyme..😂


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 9 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 18:19:40 ago (+9/-0)

Dangus has been mean to me lately. He's very cold with me. I think its because all his furniture smells like butt crack but I can't be sure.

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 18:21:28 ago (+5/-1)

because all his furniture smells like butt crack

That'll do it

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 20:13:16 ago (+3/-0)

GOOD OL' FARTCATCHER

[ - ] dassar 1 point 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 20:06:15 ago (+1/-0)

With a heavy miasma of three-week-old semen infused smegma....
In b4 'It makes them couch cushions crackle'.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 18:35:41 ago (+3/-1)

WAIT.....Dangus is Helena?? I suspected as much, but now we have proof. I gotta sit with this a while.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 5 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 19:00:40 ago (+6/-1)

Gayness expander is huge mad because AOU didn't return the handjob.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 3 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 19:42:38 ago (+4/-1)

Huh? Yes he did, MANY times.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 20:08:51 ago (+2/-0)

Ahh, the ole 68 ..... Mutually inclusive bj exchange but he owes you one.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 20:20:30 ago (+1/-0)

When ppl say 'AOU sucks!' I say 'indeed, and his handjobs are also divine!'

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 19:59:41 ago (+1/-1)

You LIE!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 20:47:59 ago (+1/-1)

THIS is actually true.

* I may have only spent a couple of weeks there for "research" but even I know Analtard swallowed.

It's a stain analtard, you did what you did.

[ - ] deleted -4 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 19:39:37 ago (+3/-7)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 22:40:16 ago (+2/-1)

Awww, look at that, he's copycatting my lines again.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 20:45:14 ago (+2/-0)

When I was a kid and we didn't like someone we'd just stick their head in a toilet and flush. It's called a swirlie.

I got good at it. It takes a little skill to grab ahold of someone and tip them upside down while aiming at a toilet bowl.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 3 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 22:48:11 ago (+3/-0)

I would enjoy giving Queeri this swirlie treatment

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 18:13:35 ago (+3/-3)

Its a 2-for-1, you get to own dwb too for the same number of updoots. Its a bargain.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 5 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 18:15:11 ago (+6/-1)

Oh yes, although it might be a Dangus alt

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 18:20:09 ago (+5/-5)

Troonwallhelena absolutely seething and obsessed with me 😎

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 17:50:47 ago (+2/-2)

Oh stop it. You did it to be one of the cool kids. Kike...psssh.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 4 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 17:56:52 ago (+5/-1)

yes, but I am also doin it to own Dangus 😅

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 19:41:02 ago (+1/-1)

There's no price on deez nuts ðŸ¤