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Hello you guys, chinese spy speaking, it has been honor spy on you last few years ahhh

submitted by kammmmak to whatever 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 14:08:16 ago (+58/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/jadost.mp4



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[ - ] drstrangergov 9 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 15:11:34 ago (+9/-0)

hahaha. this is stupid enough to be real.

[ - ] yesiknow 7 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 16:44:57 ago (+7/-0)

The narcisssim social media fosters has most of them thinking that's what spying is about

[ - ] Sector2 6 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 15:25:08 ago (+6/-0)

Apparently a significant number of them are jumping out of the frying pan into the fire. As in, moving from tictok to rednote.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 5 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 17:06:30 ago (+5/-0)

Dang, I wanted to get his opinion on my chicken fried rice recipe.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 5 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 17:26:22 ago (+5/-0)

The secret is sesame oil and cold cooked rice.

[ - ] Love240 4 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 17:28:47 ago (+4/-0)

No, that's just par for the course, the secret is oyster sauce.

[ - ] registereduser 2 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 19:22:57 ago (+2/-0)

Chicken broth, oyster sauce, soy sauce, dash of hot sauce.

Or water with some powder chicken broth, same, same, same.

Lot's of faggots over rate sesame oil, same as those olive oil faggots.

[ - ] texasblood 3 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 17:53:58 ago (+3/-0)

The secret is WHEN to use sesame oil.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 5 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 17:03:50 ago (+5/-0)

He’s seen my wiener like a million times

[ - ] Belrial 5 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 19:24:07 ago (+5/-0)

As many as Greensaint?

[ - ] v0atmage 3 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 18:51:18 ago (+3/-0)

Must have quite the big lens on that camera then!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 17:43:40 ago (+4/-0)

Maaaaaaan, that just brings back memories of when the government shut down and we lost all of our handlers.

I was so sad. Say what you want but that fucker upgoats me even on my shitty posts.

The Feelz bro.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 2 points 3 monthsJan 17, 2025 02:34:19 ago (+2/-0)

You lost your handler?
Fucking casual.
Mine doesn't work for the Parks service so wasn't considered 'non-essential' during the annual Continuing Resolution bluff bullshit.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 3 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 15:50:17 ago (+3/-0)

Please don't tell my wife about my midget tranny porn collection

[ - ] inaminit 3 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 14:59:58 ago (+4/-1)

He will be missed...

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 1 point 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 22:57:44 ago (+1/-0)

Listen longtime… you can listen in on my toilet screams anytime…

[ - ] Nasturtium 1 point 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 18:22:00 ago (+1/-0)

He needs to be modded!

[ - ] GeorgeBailey 0 points 3 monthsJan 17, 2025 04:36:32 ago (+0/-0)

It's pretty funny but at the same time Chinese spies stole samples from biolabs in Canada...

So there is an issue here other than looking at our dick pics...

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 3 monthsJan 17, 2025 18:09:11 ago (+0/-0)

And they did it using tiktok

[ - ] Master_B 0 points 3 monthsJan 17, 2025 01:00:45 ago (+0/-0)

That's why I have ipad with feacebook

/s

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 21:50:58 ago (+0/-0)

Quick question who makes the best wonton soup?

[ - ] registereduser -1 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 19:25:49 ago (+0/-1)

Rednote.