Dogs do. Cats don’t. Cats should all be hung from trees. Man imagine how fucn it would be to have like 20 cats hanging by their tails with rope in a tree like Christmas decorations and you could just shoot them. No better yet set the tree on fire. 🔥 man. That would be glorious
“Hello insurance guy? Ya, I was driving along when a kid jumped into the road. I had to make an emergency decision and unfortunately I scraped my car slightly. Damage is minimal and there are no injuries…, can we settle this matter quickly?”
“Okay sir. You can go ahead and take your vehicle to a repair shop of choice and have them send us an estimate. Thanks for being a conscientious, safe driver. Have a great day sir.”
Man it’s a little known fact about Paul Walker that he was a cat lover. He had five cats. Look it up if you don’t believe me. The day he died he had his cat in the car with him and while he was driving that cat clawed him in his gay face for no reason and that cause him to wreck his car. Of course once this was known by the powers that be, the cat arm of the new world order, worked quickly to silence this. It’s a tragedy but when you love cats you get what you get. Cats should never be in your car they should only be under your car as you roll over them at 90 miles an hour.
[ + ] Peleg
[ - ] Peleg 4 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 19:54:50 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] NoRefunds
[ - ] NoRefunds 3 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 21:00:02 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic
[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 22:47:46 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] GreenSaint
[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 07:09:52 ago (+1/-1)
[ + ] Deplorablepoetry
[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 05:16:27 ago (+2/-0)
How lovely would that have been?
It’s all a matter of perspective…,
I’d say we were very unlucky that sidewalk was empty.
Better luck next time!
[ + ] Deplorablepoetry
[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 05:07:35 ago (+2/-0)
“Okay sir. You can go ahead and take your vehicle to a repair shop of choice and have them send us an estimate. Thanks for being a conscientious, safe driver. Have a great day sir.”
[ + ] TALKLOL
[ - ] TALKLOL 2 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 21:38:43 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Deplorablepoetry
[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 05:12:18 ago (+2/-0)
Not that the driver in vid used either
[ + ] GreatSatan
[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 08:06:58 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 19:23:09 ago (+2/-1)
Totally never happens.
If your kid drives one of them, never buy em a porsche for their birthday, theyll paul walker themselves within the hour.
[ + ] GreenSaint
[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 07:08:34 ago (+1/-1)