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Bat shit crazy

submitted by big_fat_dangus to Guns 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 09:36:53 ago (+23/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/t4mmsw.mp4



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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2025 20:18:48 ago (+0/-0)

A bat is a terrible weapon.

[ - ] BloodyComet 7 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 10:33:00 ago (+7/-0)

Baseball bats suck for home defense. Swinging one around indoors will probably mean hitting walls and other obstructions, you'll have a hard time generating serious force with it. This sock trick is stupid and would only work once if the attacker actually grabbed the bat that high.

Do you think a woman this size could stop an average male from grabbing that thing and taking it from her? Or grabbing it and using it as a lever to force her to the floor? Or just ignoring it, and grabbing her by the clothing/hair and punching her? I think most men could take a quick whack to the ribs or even the side of the head from this bitch's sock-bat and just push forward.

I hate stuff like this, because it gives a false sense of security. She needs a boyfriend to demonstrate why this is bullshit, have a play-fight over the bat, see what happens, see who ends up with the bat 100% of the time.

[ - ] SundayMatinee 4 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 12:27:48 ago (+4/-0)

Right. You should use a thrusting weapon like a short spear or a sword to defend tight hallways.

[ - ] Her0n 5 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 12:43:40 ago (+5/-0)

I have spears throughout my home in tactical positions.

I'm never more than a step or two away from a backup weapon.

Intruders here will die to a naked man screaming racial slurs at them while being stabbed on repeat with an obsidian tipped spear.

I know it sounds insane, but that level of insane has never let me down.

Yes, we have guns here. I'm just saying as far as melee backups go, I'm covered.

[ - ] BloodyComet 0 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 14:21:38 ago (+0/-0)

Spears a fucking great. There's a reason they've been used since the beginning of humanity, all the way up till now in the form of bayonets. You can put a spear into the hands of just about anyone, show them how to thrust and guard with it, and have an effective fighter in just a few minutes.

In the context of home defense, a fucking broom handle can be used to keep an attacker at a distance. It can buy time at the very least. And if it gets taken from you, it can't be immediately turned around on you as a lethal weapon.

Still, this subject strikes me as silly- there is no home defense like a fucking gun.

[ - ] BloodyComet 0 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 14:17:24 ago (+0/-0)

Hahaha, that's actually a great idea. Spears are easy to use for pretty much anybody- it's the weapon that has taken the most lives (total in history) in combat, by a pretty huge margin, right next to arrows. Beneath them is probably the AK-47.

I don't think a woman should be engaging in hand-to-hand, with any weapon. It's too easy for a man of average strength to overpower a woman. They need firearms to have a real chance. If you're serious enough about home defense that you feel you need a melee weapon, there's no reason you shouldn't have a pistol and a long gun of some variety instead. And they shouldn't be locked up in a fucking safe, unloaded.

I often wonder about how many victims were killed or hurt by home invaders simply because they couldn't get to the place where their firearms were secured before the invader got to them. It's probably not a lot, but it's not zero, either.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 21:17:45 ago (+0/-0)

Yea, i may or may not have a bunch of self-made 'utility items' (weapons for self-defense are unlawful where i am - not that it makes much difference in the eyes of the law at the end of the day).
Allegedly, My fav is a three-foot Billy club/ bat with a 6-inch double sided spearhead/ blade sunk into the end - a double handed thrust into the face - should hopefully take the starch out of them, and then we can begin negotiating terms ... or not.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 11:58:44 ago (+2/-0)

For what it’s worth, I think a woman putting a sock on the bat is a generally good idea. It guarantees there is at least a sock on the floor to put pressure on her head wound if she survives the intruder inevitably taking the bat and caving her head in out of spite.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 5 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 11:53:57 ago (+5/-0)

Imagine making a video claiming “buckshot” is going to “spread” so much within a house that your advice is “just spray in the general direction” because that’s what he’s into at the bath house. Dude in the video is a perfect example of maga and lgbt inc joining forces.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 13:07:01 ago (+2/-0)

With a rifled barrel, it will "spray" quite a bit. Still retarded advice though. Does his shotgun have a rifled barrel? Probably not.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 13:45:27 ago (+1/-0)

If you asked him he would say: “A what? This is a shotty, dude!”
And crack open a bud light.

[ - ] Love240 0 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 16:33:22 ago (+0/-0)

Wow, you totally got him! That must mean he's retarded and defenseless now!

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 1 point 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 14:37:33 ago (+1/-0)

Also most buckshot will go through one wall and maintain lethality. I think it's about #4 birdshot and above that you really lose your single wall penetrating potency (12 gauge). Buckshot however will almost certainly kill through one wall of sheet rock... assuming you're shooting from inside your home and you don't live in a mansion... i.e. any given wall is ~ 10' away or closer. And that the other person is reasonably close to the other side of the wall, like they just took cover and you're about to turn that cover into concealment.

https://youtu.be/Qw8IiRgSMFQ?si=Y8keEYQgKg_oypSk&t=757

More Paul testing shotgun for HD:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiHHgjaR0TI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaR1EVybUgc

Now if you have to shoot through your exterior wall all bets are off... for lethality and legal defensibility. Will likely need slug or rifle round if going through siding.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2025 20:21:09 ago (+0/-0)

He’s never patterned his shotty.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 3 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 13:38:59 ago (+3/-0)

Wrap the entire bat in a garbage bag and lube so you can shove one end into each other's asshole

[ - ] CamelsMiller 2 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 12:58:22 ago (+2/-0)

If anyone is wondering that is king trout, part of the whole bunker branding group of friends

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 12:05:23 ago (+2/-0)

lol fuckin city twats. This is basic redneck culture

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 18:34:40 ago (+0/-0)

Faggot stole that joke from Dave Chappelle. You know what I’m glad tiktok is getting banned.