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Surprise MF!

submitted by Wolfspider to whatever 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 03:01:22 ago (+51/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/xvf2i0.mp4



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[ - ] mikenigger 12 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 05:58:29 ago (+12/-0)

username checks out

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 8 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 06:25:15 ago (+8/-0)

Get AI to give homie a sign so he can pop out, drop a red pill, and fuck off. People that are uncomfortable with spiders will avert their eyes right to the sign.

[ - ] Peleg 6 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 08:23:50 ago (+6/-0)

Yeah. And when it goes back down and closes the door "fuck off! We're full!" Is on the door.

[ - ] GreenSaint 5 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 07:16:48 ago (+5/-0)

Nature is so weird man. You got kangeroos. And monkeys and humanity, and pistol shrimp and dinosaurs. And viruses and bacteria and fungus. Shits wilds sorry I’m fucked up but I’m smart as fuck I’m so smart I cut my own head off so I could converse with it telepathically

[ - ] Rotteuxx 4 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 10:02:19 ago (+4/-0)

Viruses are fake & ghey.

Terrain theory rules!

[ - ] CoronaHoax 3 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 11:28:38 ago (+3/-0)

Don't forget entire human blood lines that cease to exist because TV convinced them to be homos, feminists and otherwise liberals.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 5 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 05:59:37 ago (+5/-0)

That fucking spider wanted all of the smoke.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 16:41:09 ago (+2/-0)

Plot twist- downstairs is a disco room, beer fridge and torture rack.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 08:28:31 ago (+2/-0)

You went to visit your cousin Clark, but he slammed the door and told his family, "Warning! Cousin Eddie is here!"

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 07:17:59 ago (+2/-0)

"Dear fellow whites ..."
"Oh, you saw my previous tweet where I said I was jewish?"
"ktnx goodbye"

[ - ] GreatSatan 2 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 03:28:33 ago (+3/-1)

He didn't expect the prey to be so big and said "nope!"

[ - ] con77 1 point 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 15:45:11 ago (+1/-0)

12 gauge

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 10:51:08 ago (+1/-0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9n0emUHcvk

Someone needs to combine the orig video with this audio. I have zero skills to do that.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 17:37:51 ago (+0/-0)

Spiders are fucking vile creatures.

[ - ] Nosferatjew -5 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 04:07:11 ago (+0/-5)

Fake.

[ - ] the_old_ones 4 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 05:19:48 ago (+4/-0)

Fake.

nope.

that is a trapdoor spider. they really fucking do that actually.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ctenizidae

original poster: https://www.instagram.com/p/DEty3A3Ji3o/

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 4 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 06:01:05 ago (+4/-0)

I knew he was Australian. No doubt in my mind. Australia is where nightmares are made.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 12:28:01 ago (+0/-0)

I know what a trap door spider is, and I also know that they aren't blue. This is an AI spider. It is fake, and very gay, just like you.

[ - ] the_old_ones 0 points 5 monthsJan 14, 2025 03:01:11 ago (+0/-0)

I know what a trap door spider is, and I also know that they aren't blue. This is an AI spider. It is fake, and very gay, just like you.


not only are you wrong, but you are incredibly wrong.

there are spiders in every color and every camouflage

nature is so brutal that there is a special species of mantic evolved with the colors of specific wildflowers PURELY becuase it can sit on those flowers and snatch any insects that get too close, thinking its thats flower

i literally have a photo i took on one of my trips to the lake of a bright yellow spider that hung out on bright yellow flowers

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 00:17:07 ago (+0/-0)

Yes. I know some Jews that will straighten their hair and shave their noses down to blend in with Whites so they may gain our confidence and prey on us.

[ - ] Nosferatjew -1 points 5 monthsJan 14, 2025 03:16:15 ago (+0/-1)

It's an AI generated spider. Is it not obvious to you? Do you really not see it? It was obvious the first time I watched the video.

[ - ] the_old_ones 0 points 5 monthsJan 14, 2025 03:19:34 ago (+0/-0)

It's an AI generated spider. Is it not obvious to you? Do you really not see it? It was obvious the first time I watched the video.

you are looking at direct proof that spiders can in fact develop crazy colors. stop acting like a retarded idiot.

in fact, here's a species of mantis that literally disguises itself as flower in order to catch prey more easily: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymenopus_coronatus

[ - ] Nosferatjew -1 points 5 monthsJan 14, 2025 03:25:53 ago (+0/-1)

You need to up your AI recognition game, bruh. If this video really has you fooled, then you're going to have a real hard time going forward.

[ - ] the_old_ones 0 points 5 monthsJan 14, 2025 03:36:12 ago (+0/-0)

here is a list of 25 different blue spider species

https://thepetenthusiast.com/blue-spiders/