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I got one of those!

submitted by con77 to Memes 3 monthsJan 11, 2025 19:48:36 ago (+53/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 5 points 3 monthsJan 11, 2025 20:08:05 ago (+5/-0)

I celebrated the day I got all of my laundry washed and put away, and all clothes, towels, and sheets removed from the tops of furniture and folded and put in cabinets. I didn't recognize the place because it looked like I bought new furniture.

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 3 monthsJan 11, 2025 19:51:05 ago (+5/-1)

Fuck.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 3 points 3 monthsJan 12, 2025 01:07:43 ago (+3/-0)

More like fuck squared.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 3 monthsJan 12, 2025 07:53:45 ago (+3/-0)

Haha! Lemme guess, yours is the whole couch, not just a chair amiright!

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 3 monthsJan 11, 2025 20:53:50 ago (+4/-0)

Just bought a couch for the dog. It's now covered in dog hair and semi-clean laundry.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 4 points 3 monthsJan 11, 2025 22:28:13 ago (+4/-0)

Just got a dog and she claimed the couch. We managed to teach her not to get on furniture except that one couch that she refuses to surrender; it's hers now. Another couch in another room holds my laundry.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 3 monthsJan 12, 2025 06:53:40 ago (+2/-1)

Send a picture you gay greedy bitch.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 3 monthsJan 12, 2025 13:19:04 ago (+1/-0)

Couch covers are a cheap way to help keep it clean. Just remove the cover, put cardboard boxes or something on the couch to discourage the dog for a couple of hours, and put the cover in the wash. I made sure the couch was small enough that it didn't pose any problems cleaning/caring for it.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 10:13:06 ago (+0/-0)

Here’s a couple more photos. My sisters dog. And my old dog. The dog I grew up with. Kaylee the brown one. I still have a picture of her in my wallet lol. That was my girl. I used to take her walking so much she hated it but I had her ass in shape. She used to love bubbles. Blow bubbles for her she would lose her mind trying to pop them all.

https://postimg.cc/gallery/RJ79dKd

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 10:01:39 ago (+1/-0)*

Bro send me a picture of your doggy. GODDAMNIT I WANNA SEE YOUR DOGGY I LOVE DOGGIES. Look I’ll send you a picture of mine since you’re being a little Gaylord about it and ignoring me.

https://postimg.cc/Lq5r6WSS



Oh lord I’m realizing right now that this is one of those websites that has random porn in it. Ok so click the picture avert your eyes. Lmfao wtf man. I just typed in free image hosting and it’s some girl will a dildo on the top…..I swear it wasn’t on purpose. The dog is beautiful though. She’s named Molly

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 21:46:48 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 4 points 3 monthsJan 11, 2025 22:27:23 ago (+4/-0)

That's what these things are for.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 5 points 3 monthsJan 11, 2025 23:54:38 ago (+5/-0)

Lookit this fancy faggot with hooks on his doors n' sheeeit!

LET'S THROW HIM OFF OF A ROOFTOP LIKE THE REST OF THE HOMOS.

[ - ] GreatSatan 3 points 3 monthsJan 12, 2025 02:40:27 ago (+3/-0)

Inshallah brother 😎

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 3 monthsJan 12, 2025 11:37:52 ago (+1/-0)

Salam alaikum

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 3 monthsJan 11, 2025 21:43:33 ago (+3/-0)

Also, top of the dresser.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 3 monthsJan 12, 2025 06:54:52 ago (+1/-0)

The top of my dresser is filled with gift cards and other bullshit

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 3 monthsJan 12, 2025 09:49:22 ago (+1/-0)

Haha that's where my semi-clean clothes go.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 3 monthsJan 13, 2025 06:54:58 ago (+0/-0)

I drape my semi clean clothes over chairs so they don’t get wrinkled. Chairs or the sofa. I feel like this is single guy shit. As soon as I get a girlfriend she’s gonna bitch and bitch about the clothes and I’m gonna have to cut her head off and put IT on my dresser. I bet even after I cut her head off she’ll still bitch at me.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 11, 2025 20:14:10 ago (+2/-0)

during the week I sometimes only wear a shirt for an hour or two a day. I'm gonna wash that?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 3 monthsJan 11, 2025 21:38:12 ago (+4/-0)

Jeans are good for at least two days if you're not getting dirty. At least two days. Outerwear like hoodies and sweaters got like two weeks before they're dirty. Socks and skibbies get changed daily, sometimes twice depending on, uh, things.

[ - ] con77 [op] 4 points 3 monthsJan 11, 2025 21:44:34 ago (+4/-0)

the wet one thats gonna itch later

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 3 monthsJan 11, 2025 21:46:00 ago (+4/-0)

The older I get, the more they itch when they dry.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 3 monthsJan 12, 2025 06:53:50 ago (+1/-1)

Aids?

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 3 monthsJan 12, 2025 07:56:19 ago (+3/-0)

No kid. Just age.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3 monthsJan 12, 2025 09:30:43 ago (+1/-0)

Is that what AIDS feels like? Huh, guess you'd know all about that.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 3 monthsJan 11, 2025 20:39:11 ago (+1/-0)

Depends on whether you're wearing a shirt under it.

[ - ] o0shad0o 2 points 3 monthsJan 11, 2025 22:17:20 ago (+2/-0)

This was off a tweet from a week or so ago that had a lot more interesting interpretations. I'll try to find it...

Edit: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1867275003051618676.html

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 3 monthsJan 11, 2025 23:35:00 ago (+2/-0)

We should couch this topic for later.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 3 monthsJan 11, 2025 23:52:31 ago (+2/-0)

We all do. It's also where I put my whores that are in the same condition.

[ - ] GreatSatan 2 points 3 monthsJan 12, 2025 02:39:48 ago (+2/-0)

The closest is where i put my dirty cloths.

[ - ] GeorgeBailey 2 points 3 monthsJan 12, 2025 04:06:21 ago (+2/-0)

If it's clean enough for your body it's clean enough for the dresser.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 3 monthsJan 12, 2025 20:21:24 ago (+1/-0)

I'm a nudist, so I just hang my dirty clothes off my hard-on.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 3 monthsJan 13, 2025 06:55:13 ago (+0/-0)

Send pics you dumb fucking nudist faggot