v/Postwallhelenalove has become the HOTTEST sub in Voat history! - Upgoat

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v/Postwallhelenalove has become the HOTTEST sub in Voat history!
submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 4 monthsJan 11, 2025 08:09:00 ago (+4/-6) (whatever)

NO MISOGYNISTS OR INCELS ALLOWED!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2025 13:39:40 ago (+2/-0)

you know the drill.

tits or gtfo

whether theyre something people want to see or not is beside the point, rules are rules.

here ill comply in the other direction with a dick pic

hoooeee. imagine a dude in front of you dropping trou and thats all you see...

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2025 12:19:20 ago (+3/-0)

She brags about always being in her underwear. We need to do a fund drive and buy her lots of Febreze because all her furniture smells like butt crack.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2025 12:43:06 ago (+0/-0)

What she really wants is Franzia tho

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 4 monthsJan 11, 2025 12:09:33 ago (+1/-0)

Awww sheeeiiittt, found those Barry White 8tracks, I'm in faggots

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2025 09:33:48 ago (+4/-0)

She ain't gonna let you fuck, bro.

[ + ] SirNiggsalot

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 3 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2025 10:37:14 ago (+3/-0)

I think I have a good chance, I got a box of Franzia Chardonnay some candles, and massage oil.
Wish me luck

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2025 10:41:44 ago (+3/-0)

Good luck, bro. I don't envy the post nut clarity you'll have if you succeed.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 11, 2025 19:43:38 ago (+1/-0)

It's gonna be brutal

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 11, 2025 10:12:10 ago (+1/-0)

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!!!!

[ + ] 2Drunk

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2025 11:01:32 ago (+2/-0)

Just wrap it twice or even thrice. I don't want you complaining "It burns when I pee" a few days from now.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2025 12:44:30 ago (+1/-1)

SHE IS A GOOD CLEAN CATLIC GIRL!!

[ + ] 2Drunk

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 4 monthsJan 11, 2025 10:54:24 ago (+1/-0)

IDK, have you tried peanut butter?

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2025 11:05:00 ago (+1/-1)

have you?

[ + ] 2Drunk

[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2025 11:12:47 ago (+3/-0)

Crap, now I have to fight you too?

Your tuna is so ripe even the FDA has changed the use by date to expired.

We tried to issue a recall for your tuna but even india will not take it.

[ + ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 4 monthsJan 11, 2025 18:54:47 ago (+1/-0)

Not to worry, Helena's eleven cats will still eat it.

[ - ] dwbspinknips 0 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2025 08:11:43 ago (+1/-1)

IF YOU MEAN HOTTEST PIECE OF SHIT!!!

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 3 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2025 08:13:58 ago (+3/-0)

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS HOTNESS!!

[ + ] dwbspinknips

[ - ] dwbspinknips 0 points 4 monthsJan 11, 2025 08:37:28 ago (+1/-1)

No, I cannot. I'm very sensitive, it's in the name.

[ + ] Anus_Expander