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Kangaroo strength

submitted by dulcima to Wildlife 3 monthsJan 10, 2025 00:12:59 ago (+36/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/uy0jtf.mp4



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[ - ] GrayDragon 6 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2025 00:51:21 ago (+6/-0)

"I lift things up and put them down."
Context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7gzmoqmL7g

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2025 07:15:29 ago (+3/-0)

Did not know that commercial is over a decade old.

Now I lift things up and put them down in my own home gym.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 3 monthsJan 10, 2025 11:40:56 ago (+1/-0)

You have a muscular tail?

[ - ] GreenSaint 4 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2025 07:09:41 ago (+5/-1)

I think every man on earth has the manly urge to square up with a kangaroo. I know I want to. I want to box one. Punch it right in its faggot face.

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2025 07:16:45 ago (+4/-0)

Its the smug, nigger flexing that makes me want to fight one.

Flat nose shovel in hand.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2025 09:38:21 ago (+0/-0)

There was a viral video going around a few years ago. A guy KO’d a roo who was picking on his dog. Pretty funny.

[ - ] BloodyComet 1 point 3 monthsJan 10, 2025 11:16:46 ago (+1/-0)

He didn't "KO" it, he just jabbed it in the face and it stood up looking all confused. The guy and his dog ran like hell. It was strangling his dog.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 3 monthsJan 11, 2025 06:45:40 ago (+0/-0)

Kangaroos are so weird man. They don’t run fast. Nah they hop. Then they balance on their tails and kick and punch you. Then they drown shit. I think kangaroos are proof that god exists cause there’s no way nature would create an animal that weird. Kangaroos=god

[ - ] Trope 4 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2025 00:31:59 ago (+4/-0)

Pretty sure JK Rowling was inspired by this when she created her best character in the Star Wars franchise: Jar Jar.

[ - ] BMN003 3 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2025 07:53:35 ago (+4/-1)

Gr8 b8 m8

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 3 monthsJan 10, 2025 01:24:25 ago (+1/-0)

do you watch or read that stuff?

[ - ] DoughGoy 0 points 3 monthsJan 11, 2025 09:32:53 ago (+0/-0)

Those are some freaky looking creatures. Imagine being in the woods at night in America and coming across one of those that escaped a zoo or something. I would assume it was some kind of monster.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 0 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2025 11:52:00 ago (+0/-0)

Muh tail.

[ - ] BloodyComet 0 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2025 11:15:45 ago (+0/-0)

Is this the animal with the most human-like arms, next to our chimp ancestors? It looks so weird, like its actual arms were removed and a human's arms were grafted on.

I understand why Aussies shoot these fuckers the way Americans shoot coyotes. I don't think a coyote can break your neck the way these can.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2025 04:34:50 ago (+0/-0)

I didn't realize that Roos were that large & muscular! Every Roo I've ever seen was quite a bit smaller! Are these genetically modified or purposely bred to be like this?

[ - ] KurtCobainsBrain 1 point 3 monthsJan 10, 2025 05:23:10 ago (+1/-0)

Think those are red kangaroos. Biggest roo species.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2025 03:26:25 ago (+0/-0)

and jacked up lebo's wonder why aussies arent in the least bit fucking afraid of them.

roos fuck you up without the steroids, vl commodore, and rap sheet. and dont even need their cousins to help