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I Always Thought Australia Should Be Our 51st State

submitted by Clubberlang to LiberalTears 5 monthsJan 9, 2025 13:02:12 ago (+4/-0)     (archive.md)

https://archive.md/PdJje

I always told Australians we could call it:

America The Island

This was prior to Australia going full basementyid.


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[ - ] iSnark 0 points 5 monthsJan 9, 2025 16:30:51 ago (+0/-0)*

HELL NO! Australia has Paul Neri! "Don't put that evil on us, Ricky Bobby!"

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsJan 9, 2025 21:34:02 ago (+0/-0)

Hurtful, damn hurtful!

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 5 monthsJan 10, 2025 15:35:49 ago (+0/-0)

Oh, It's all in fun! I really don't mean anything demeaning by it...

[ - ] Clubberlang [op] 0 points 5 monthsJan 10, 2025 14:06:07 ago (+0/-0)

Queeri won't be alive long if Australia became the 51st state.

Matter of fact a greenlight would be put fags and mudslimes and the American version of white Australia would be reenacted until further notice.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsJan 10, 2025 19:02:06 ago (+0/-0)

I regret to advise you we are no longer on speaking terms.

[ - ] Reawakened 2 points 5 monthsJan 9, 2025 13:04:33 ago (+2/-0)

No... no, no, no, no, no. No. Australia has no relation to the united States. Just no.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 5 monthsJan 9, 2025 13:23:56 ago (+1/-0)

Nonsense. Australia is the US’s greatest ally. And there were genuine efforts to have New Zealand join the US in the 1870s, even.

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 5 monthsJan 9, 2025 15:04:23 ago (+1/-0)

I don't normally outright disagree with you, but on this one I do. I have worked with a number of Australians, and they don't think like us. They are nearly universal in their rejection of private gun ownership. They tend to be very leftist and are among the most atheist people I have ever known.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 5 monthsJan 9, 2025 17:24:52 ago (+0/-0)

They are nearly universal in their rejection of private gun ownership

They were brainwashed by the Port Arthur hoax. That was only a generation ago. It can be fixed. Australia used to have looser gun laws than the US even in the 1970s.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 5 monthsJan 9, 2025 16:31:50 ago (+1/-0)

I love NewZealand! I wish I had been born there!

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsJan 9, 2025 21:36:49 ago (+0/-0)

Correct imo but then...all the NATO members probably say they are America's greatest ally too! Fact is we all are, as China said, chewing gum on America's shoe.

[ - ] Clubberlang [op] 0 points 5 monthsJan 10, 2025 14:09:35 ago (+0/-0)

Mainly because we were fighting a civil war.

They have a lot more in common with us than the limeys.

Otherwise they would have been American.

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 5 monthsJan 9, 2025 13:14:28 ago (+2/-0)

I don’t want abbos showing up in the US mainland.

[ - ] Clubberlang [op] 0 points 5 monthsJan 10, 2025 14:07:35 ago (+0/-0)

How is that any different to the low IQtards the government keeps sending across the border from various countries not connected to the US on a daily basis?

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 5 monthsJan 10, 2025 14:30:58 ago (+0/-0)

Abbos are worse.