Is wearing a pink shirt gay? - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Is wearing a pink shirt gay?
submitted by MaryXmas to AskUpgoat 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 00:02:37 ago (+7/-0) (AskUpgoat)

All my swastika shirts are in the wash.

[ - ] Trope 2 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 00:03:58 ago (+2/-0)

No. But why do you have one?

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 00:07:50 ago (+2/-1)

Your mother's pussy tastes like deli turkey.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 00:05:39 ago (+0/-0)

Santa suit got mixed in with the white shirts.

[ - ] Battlefat 3 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 00:12:28 ago (+3/-0)

No, unless you are gay, then yes

[ - ] puremadness 6 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 01:19:13 ago (+6/-0)

yes, and pretending like you don't know that won't help your case.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 02:59:28 ago (+2/-0)

No, but it is very faggoty

[ - ] happytoes 0 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 06:09:27 ago (+0/-0)

Yes if you are Ernst Röhm

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 07:20:27 ago (+2/-0)

yes

[ - ] Master_Foo 4 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 07:42:46 ago (+4/-0)

Only if you are insecure about it or way too confident.
There's a level of confidence a straight guy can have and still pull off the pink shirt.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 07:50:59 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 10:57:11 ago (+0/-0)

If wearing a pink shirt is gay I don't wanna be straight