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its been nine years since...

submitted by the_old_ones to TellUpgoat 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 19:30:22 ago (+49/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/elyn0p.jpeg



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[ - ] Shitcreek 17 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 19:49:33 ago (+17/-0)

Great value Johnny Depp

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 13 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 19:44:36 ago (+13/-0)

If Micheal Jackson fucked Johnny Depp and Micheal gave birth to an ass baby you'd have what ya got here.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 6 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 20:11:53 ago (+6/-0)

you nailed by that description. the whole picture looks faggy as hell too

[ - ] Reawakened 2 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 01:34:19 ago (+2/-0)

I would have gone Prince instead of Michael... but.... yeah.

[ - ] DivineLight2 7 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 21:53:23 ago (+7/-0)

Honestly think he looks better here. Not as bloated or pale.

Yeah the hair and jacket are cringe, but we all look in some old photos.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 4 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 22:17:44 ago (+4/-0)

9 years can be a huge difference in human aging. Plus that pic is probably a lot older than 9 years—it has just been taken down for 9 years.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 06:18:12 ago (+1/-0)

I think it was an Interview with a Vampire costume.

[ - ] NoRefunds 5 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 05:07:34 ago (+5/-0)

Hey, JP, the matrix called, it wants it's jacket back.

[ - ] bohmoonx 5 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 22:18:47 ago (+5/-0)

It could be worse. He could be 70's, dressed in a bold suit, high platform shoes with shaggy bushy hair disco dancing just to get laid. All the photos and negatives were destroyed before I got married.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 5 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 20:14:52 ago (+5/-0)

"How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?"

[ - ] dassar 4 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 02:26:37 ago (+4/-0)

Wasn't this one of those Halloween larps that he does every year ?/

[ - ] ManwiththeNewspaper 3 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 09:38:08 ago (+3/-0)

Is that Corey Feldman?

[ - ] wyrmblut 3 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 04:19:46 ago (+3/-0)*

Looks like one of my pics in the 90s Id send to girls on AIM to get them to meet me somewhere IRL and get their panties loose...Only more badass. This was his secret weapon in the fledgeling days of internet chatrooms and proto-social media to set the bait for every Bay Area alternative girl with daddy issues. While he sat back, and reeled them in one after another, picking them up in his Dodge Viper and taking them back to his swanky downtown San Francisco apartment before he slayed that pussy without even having to drop "BTW, I own Paypal." Seethe incels, this is how it was done

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 12:00:03 ago (+2/-0)

What a fucking edge lord holy shit LOL

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 10:41:38 ago (+2/-0)

I can see why he would
Looks like a faggy goth kid

[ - ] coldsoak 3 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 22:07:52 ago (+3/-0)

Doesn't like to talk about his time playing in Adam & The Ants.

[ - ] Trope 3 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 21:12:38 ago (+3/-0)

Damn, what a badass.

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 2 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 07:32:45 ago (+2/-0)

Cut the dude some slack. Wed all get a little weird if we had that kind of money.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 3 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 20:47:17 ago (+3/-0)

Well considering we are all looking at it, it wasnt permanently deleted from the internet now was it.

[ - ] BMN003 5 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 00:35:40 ago (+6/-1)

Thatsthejoke.jpg

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 2 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 20:22:46 ago (+3/-1)

TOO keeps this picture around for gooning purposes.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 07:26:14 ago (+1/-0)

LOL

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 2 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 20:17:40 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Trumpman1488 1 point 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 22:36:50 ago (+2/-1)

INCEL FAGGOT!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!