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Three movies to make watch your kids

submitted by Conspirologist to movies 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 15:03:06 ago (+6/-3)     (movies)

Three movies to make watch your kids to not be gay or a slut:

Braveheart (1995) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112573

Gladiator (2000) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0172495

300 (2006) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416449

After these movies your kids will know how to be not gay, or how to marry the right man.


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[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 05:23:51 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 8 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 15:44:49 ago (+8/-0)

Nice job with the English there, Ramesh. Don't worry buddy, they'll move you up to the call center in no time.

[ - ] Shitcreek 5 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 15:53:59 ago (+6/-1)

As if we needed anymore proof that OP is a fucking curry nigger from Mumbai.

[ - ] xmasskull -1 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 16:00:58 ago (+1/-2)

A simple typo in hundreds of posts,does not make a currynigger.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 17:02:21 ago (+3/-0)

This isn't a typo. This is someone who sucks at English fuckin up sentence structure, twice.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 17:19:17 ago (+3/-0)

"Please to clicking on start button OH MY GOD YOU BASTARD BLOODY!! DO NOT REDEEEM!!"

-OP

[ - ] Shitcreek 2 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 17:33:24 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] observation1 2 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 18:10:34 ago (+2/-0)

Dude thats not a typo.

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -3 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 16:13:10 ago (+1/-4)

We all know you are a kike shitposter. We can see your profile. Just eat shit and die kike. You are a little piece of shit paid by Israel to shitpost here. Nobody gives a fuck about you.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 16:53:47 ago (+5/-0)

Uh oh, I think I hit a nerve! I'm so happy to hear that insulting your shitty attempt at the English language makes you feel insecure. I will keep that in mind, marble mouth.

[ - ] Shitcreek 3 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 16:56:23 ago (+3/-0)

Conspirologist reading this thread right now.
https://files.catbox.moe/j5uy1i.jpg

[ - ] Shitcreek 1 point 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 16:19:42 ago (+1/-0)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE Everyone who doesn't like me is a kike shitposter REEEEEEEEEEE. You even whine like a petulant angry little curry nigger.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 16:37:06 ago (+3/-0)

Omg! Movies can watch my kids!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 17:03:32 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 16:00:06 ago (+4/-1)

a movie will not do anything. Get real.

You're an idiot except do show them that one scene from 300. Just the one scene so they know what you're referencing when you do it.

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 16:05:22 ago (+3/-3)

Only if mentally impaired, like you. What is your last post exposing Jews, kike alt account?

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 16:08:39 ago (+1/-1)

Total boomer take. WATCH this one TV SHOW and all your problems will be gone!

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 16:13:42 ago (+2/-0)

That kick scene from 300 was cool though.

[ - ] xmasskull -2 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 16:05:38 ago (+0/-2)

Dude,YOU better "Get Real",where do you think ALL the propaganda comes from?

If you couldn't guess "Hollyweird" you're a fucking idiot!!

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 16:11:33 ago (+3/-1)

you're retarded. A movie will not convince kids to act straight. Watch cinderalla and become the perfect wife? What?

[ - ] xmasskull -3 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 16:20:11 ago (+0/-3)

YOU stupid fuckwit! A 1950's movie does NOT have the authenticity of the newer versions of today.

WTF is WRONG with you?

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 16:27:57 ago (+3/-0)

Wtf is wrong with you??? A movie??? You must be a fan of space movies because holy cow your way of thinking is out of this world.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 15:26:47 ago (+2/-1)

Kids? As I recall, 300 features nudity. And it's embellished, glorifying violence. It's a jewish trick.

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 15:47:17 ago (+2/-2)

I mean after puberty. It has no gratuitous sex depiction. Only husband and wife loving each other before war small scene. I hope you are mentally sane.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 18:40:42 ago (+1/-0)

I'm referencing the witches that Leonidas visits, granted, it's been nearly two decades since I saw the movie. The jew loves to take privacy & intimacy and put it out in the open. Just look at who owns the porn industry.

I mean after puberty

It's a trick regardless of age.

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -4 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 16:07:43 ago (+0/-4)

I've checked your profile. Fuck you, kike alt account.

[ - ] Shitcreek 2 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 16:13:10 ago (+2/-0)*

REEEEEEEEEEE everybody who doesn't like me is an alt account REEEEEEEEEE. Cry harder you stupid fucking street shitter.

[ - ] observation1 2 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 18:14:39 ago (+2/-0)

It's better if you read his posts in Taj from Van Wilder's accent.

[ - ] Shitcreek 1 point 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 18:21:01 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 18:45:28 ago (+1/-0)

And I regularly see your half-baked posts simply because of the sheer volume of your posts. Quantity over quality.

I'm glad that checking my profile (whatever that means) convinces you I'm a kike alt. Go away now.