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A group of Indians is called a stench

submitted by Spaceman84 to TellUpgoat 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 12:58:28 ago (+53/-0)     (TellUpgoat)



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[ - ] Sector2 17 points 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 13:19:48 ago (+17/-0)

A stench of pajeets.

Btw, Indian Amazon sells dried cow shit to city dwellers who can't effectively compete for cow shit in the street.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 7 points 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 14:08:00 ago (+7/-0)

Link for science

[ - ] Sector2 5 points 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 15:31:38 ago (+5/-0)*

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/Indias-Newest-Internet-Sensation-Cow-Dung-Patties-180957650/

KERA News
https://www.keranews.org › youve-got-dung-amazon-is-...
Jan 6, 2016 — Cow dung cakes can now be ordered on the Indian Amazon website. Out of curiosity, I ordered 6 pieces. It cost me 236 rupees, about $4.

https://www.quora.com/Why-do-Indians-eat-cow-dung

https://www.google.com/search?q=dried+cow+chips+india

@stillmostlyfriendly

[ - ] stillmostlyfriendly 0 points 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 15:19:41 ago (+1/-1)

I'm probably as racist as the next a-hole here, but I equally don't like stupidity.

Plenty of cow shit to buy on US Amazon if you take 10 seconds to look for it. Plenty of non-cover-yourself-in-shit reasons to buy cow manure.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 3 points 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 15:33:12 ago (+3/-0)

Damn no joke. I can sell cow shit for $8/lb on Amazon? I'm in the wrong business.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 19:06:58 ago (+0/-0)

I think that's the sort of thing where: do it and then tell us it's worth it.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 15:36:40 ago (+2/-0)

It's great for fertilizer if they're not all doped up. Cow chip throwing contests are sketchy, but mostly just quirky.

Using cow chips as a bath soak or for any type of consumption is not a human activity. I'll tag you in my link reply.

[ - ] stillmostlyfriendly 3 points 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 16:26:01 ago (+3/-0)

Fair. "cow poo for human consumption" vs. "cow poo to make your tomatoes grow." Damn pajeets. Nasty.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 19:07:39 ago (+3/-0)

It's got what plants crave.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 15:16:06 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] zongongo 7 points 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 14:20:48 ago (+7/-0)

Makes sense.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 6 points 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 14:18:21 ago (+7/-1)

A stench may get confused with the stench and make communication clumsy. I prefer “pile”.
“Sir, please avoid the pile of pajeets on your way to work”

[ - ] hylo 3 points 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 18:44:09 ago (+3/-0)

They also like to pile up on trains, queues and generally don't respect personal space.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 19:57:52 ago (+3/-0)

Yup, a pile of jeets

[ - ] Peleg 4 points 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 18:34:28 ago (+4/-0)

Well shit!
You've gone and pissed off @conspiropajeet so now he'll ban you from all of his subs.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 4 points 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 17:05:02 ago (+4/-0)

Laughed out loud at your title.

Need more. A nutin of niggers? A connivence of kikes? A sodomy of fags? A devaluing of spics?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 21:54:54 ago (+2/-0)

A murder of niggers. Just like crows.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 22:39:27 ago (+1/-0)

It should be a counting of crows. It's certainly more likely to be a murder of niggers.

[ - ] Spaceman84 [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 12:41:46 ago (+1/-0)

A group of jews is a coincidence. That one was already established.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 16:05:54 ago (+3/-0)

'pooload'

[ - ] Whatthefuck 2 points 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 20:57:37 ago (+2/-0)

A stench of pajeets. A gang-rape of indians. A curry of hindoos. A swarm of H1B's.

I always liked collective nouns.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 2 points 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 17:29:28 ago (+2/-0)

What a coincidence! They almost emit an intolerable one.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 4 monthsJan 8, 2025 08:46:22 ago (+0/-0)

call them 'pajeets' or whatever, but not 'indians'. When you say 'indians', I always think of the Indians, those of the cowboys, you know. Must be that I watched too many of those movies when I was a boy, thence.

[ - ] Sal_180 -4 points 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 16:35:42 ago (+1/-5)

You laugh, but this is who the president wants ahead of Americans because they're cheaper

[ - ] Whatthefuck 4 points 4 monthsJan 7, 2025 20:59:20 ago (+4/-0)

How many shekels do you charge, Sal? I think you're definitely worth replacing with a pajeet. Even Conspirologist is less offensive to society than you.