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[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 16:43:29 ago (+0/-0)

A long time ago I got rid of my massive collection of cassette tapes. I must have had hundreds of them but no longer listened to them all. I collected two garbage bags full of them and just left them by my garbage cans.

You would have thought it was free ebt cards the way niggers acted like it was treasure.

[ - ] JewNitedStates 0 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 15:47:11 ago (+0/-0)

You don't want niggers at your door. Especially when they've gone full nigger and are stealing. They get hostile pretty fast once they've reached that state.

Also makes you a target for future chimp outs.

[ - ] BloodyComet 0 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 16:25:09 ago (+0/-0)

Yep, think about this: Tyrone goes to sell your busted TV to Tyroniquandrius. Tyroniquandrias doesn't test it before buying. He pays $40 to the thief and the thief runs off to buy drugs. Tyroniquandrias then plugs in the TV and discovers it does not work.

$40 is a trifling amount, but niggers will absolutely kill over it. Tyrone gets a call, "'eyo nigga, that TV is broken, ya bettah pay up nigga!" Tyrone spent the $40 already... but he knows this house in the suburbs that puts all kinds of potentially resalable shit in their yard. Tyrone will also assume that you have a brand new, expensive TV in your house, since you threw out the old one.

This sounds like a great way to get niggers to become interested in what you have. After that, it's just a matter of time before they start kicking doors in.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 20:47:37 ago (+0/-0)

I would name all the inputs "nigger" just before throwing it out for added lulz

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 11:04:38 ago (+3/-0)

Sure, I'll invite niggers or other trash up to my door. Then, when they find the broken tv or the shit I took in a box, they know where I live.
No thanks.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 11:11:09 ago (+1/-0)

Easy way to ensure they don't come back, put a....device under whatever you want stolen,its way harder to come back and do something without hands/legs.

[ - ] BloodyComet 0 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 16:22:32 ago (+0/-0)

You'll go to prison for that. Remember that couple who put fake Amazon delivery boxes on their porch, and then beat all of the trespassing thieves who came onto their property with baseball bats? That couple is in prison.

They say "You baited thieves and then ambushed them", which is obviously ridiculous- having something is not an invitation to thieves.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 04:55:16 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, but whores who walk around dressed as whores getting raped is no their fault (atleast if the rapist is white)

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 12:03:00 ago (+1/-0)

Put on sidewalk ffs

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 1 point 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 12:36:54 ago (+1/-0)

Externalized costs!!!

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 14:52:17 ago (+1/-0)

You'd be covered if you've renewed your Hunting license.