Why ask me - Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

Why ask me
submitted by kammmmak to whatever 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 03:54:35 ago (+60/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 07:00:23 ago (+3/-1)

Where are you asked to press 1 for English?

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 4 points 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 09:39:32 ago (+4/-0)

To constantly remind you that you are in a captured system.

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 10:09:24 ago (+2/-0)

I've never been asked to press one for English.

It's always

Para español presione el número nueve

[ - ] Warden 0 points 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 18:49:50 ago (+0/-0)

I was saying this was a jewish conspiracy just to demoralize Whites back in the early 2000’s. I stand by that theory

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 11:11:38 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you for calling Amazon, this is John Wayne.

[ - ] DivineLight2 0 points 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 10:41:21 ago (+0/-0)

Ai?

[ - ] GreatSatan -2 points 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 07:15:38 ago (+1/-3)

Because you are a traitorous boomer who let your country get that bad.

[ - ] Sal_180 -5 points 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 04:16:23 ago (+0/-5)

Why is this printed on someone's windshield?

[ - ] HeavyBrain 4 points 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 05:57:57 ago (+4/-0)

Because its a free country. (allegedly)

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 11:32:43 ago (+1/-0)

Because Ai fucked up.

They typed "attach sign to illegal"

But it's DEI programming defaulted to automobile.