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Another instant ghetto hit song

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to videos 3 monthsJan 6, 2025 21:56:00 ago (+34/-0)     (m3.gab.com)

https://m3.gab.com/media_attachments/7e/e1/46/7ee1462e2ee0a9c2b0100be5ecf52229.mp4



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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 5 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 03:44:56 ago (+5/-0)

They say it's racist that I compare them to monkeys but time and time again I see the facial movements, behavior and attitude that all reflect the chimps that they are.

It's one rung up from chimp at best.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 4 points 3 monthsJan 6, 2025 23:00:46 ago (+4/-0)

What do you think is on the notebook he is holding? 'Cause it ain't fuckin' lyrics

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 5 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 01:23:26 ago (+5/-0)

there is so much what the fuck about this

someone needs to find the backstory.

im going to have to do it arent i.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 05:50:14 ago (+2/-0)

Someone drew a banana on it for him.
It’s basically this- )

[ - ] con77 1 point 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 07:17:46 ago (+1/-0)

Fukn A!

[ - ] BloodyComet 0 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 12:00:50 ago (+0/-0)

Ah, he's attempting to serenade the banana, then?

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 14:13:50 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah i think he’s trying to muh-dick it.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 03:19:12 ago (+1/-1)

Send me your nudes

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 3 monthsJan 6, 2025 22:35:49 ago (+3/-0)

Bath salts.

Not even once.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 03:21:14 ago (+1/-0)

Iv been so high on so many things but iv never been insane and there’s a difference. No matter how out of my mind I was there was always that little life line whispering back to me, like when you tie a boat to a dock, “hey this is reality”. I’d hate to be the person with no rope.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 06:23:46 ago (+0/-0)

the only truly mind bending shit ive ever touched was acid once, loved it, will never touch it again.

ive had the odd paranoid episode when the high/tired delta slides towards tired but its not hard to tell yourself to shut the fuck up.

only time i really embarassed myself was going through a magnum of champagne with my mum, then a bottle of sambucca on my own, realising i was out of booze with an hour and a half before new years and the bottle-o was already shut... but remembering id picked up a couple of grams of weed. only time my sister ever had to ask if i was ok in the toilet... 'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmrrrrrgh... cnnnnnnnnnt mvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve....." "yeah you ok see ya...." fuckin head over toilet bowl at countdown because thought id need it... (apparently fuckin not, between the kidneys and liver i was fuckin golden) then having a fuckin lead head for about 45 minutes.

tl;dr dont drink a bottle of galliano on your own for new years, you shit blue stuff for like two days straight. its weird.

[ - ] con77 1 point 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 07:19:54 ago (+1/-0)

Damn son!

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 01:21:00 ago (+0/-0)

One time I took just a small amount of acid like 2 hits or something. I started drinking. I have never drank so fast in my life. I drank a case in what felt like a couple hours. Then went bought and more. I wanted to kill somebody that night. Like carve them up idk why, I just felt like I really wanted to.!I had 3 heads. I barely felt fucked up but man the hangover the next day was wicked. I had my friend drive us back to school. I woke up and this dickhead was going 100 plus mph lol.

[ - ] duke_cannon 1 point 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 08:50:33 ago (+1/-0)

It's like a chest of drawers with bottom drawer pulled all the way out.

[ - ] con77 1 point 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 07:20:11 ago (+1/-0)

WTF?

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 04:29:07 ago (+1/-0)

He is deaf. That's the gimmick.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 06:14:49 ago (+1/-0)

yeah but how did they get that ape next to him to sit there for that long?