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Why my balls smell like hotdog water?

submitted by anon to AnonWhatever 3 monthsJan 6, 2025 20:48:54 ago (+2/-4)     (AnonWhatever)



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[ - ] Shitcreek 1 point 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 00:44:52 ago (+1/-0)

If you douse them in paint thinner and light them on fire they won't smell like hotdog water anymore.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3 monthsJan 6, 2025 21:25:14 ago (+1/-0)

Your showers are too hot.

[ - ] anon 2209721 1 point 3 monthsJan 6, 2025 21:36:48 ago (+1/-0)

I don't even want to know how you would know that....

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 3 monthsJan 6, 2025 23:22:56 ago (+2/-0)

Ha!

[ - ] anon 2209721 1 point 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 02:01:44 ago (+1/-0)

oh Postie...

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3 monthsJan 6, 2025 21:47:28 ago (+1/-0)

No way. There's no way that's true. I take a super hot bath like 3 times a week and my balls just smell like balls. I even double checked before I wrote this comment.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3 monthsJan 6, 2025 21:17:19 ago (+2/-0)

because you keep washing your balls in hotdog water i presume

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3 monthsJan 6, 2025 21:06:57 ago (+3/-0)

That's a sure sign that you need to hit them with a 20lb hammer.

[ - ] anon 2209721 1 point 3 monthsJan 6, 2025 21:22:16 ago (+1/-0)

Or better yet, cut them off!

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3 monthsJan 6, 2025 21:31:34 ago (+1/-0)

but only after they turn all black.

[ - ] anon 4176421 2 points 3 monthsJan 6, 2025 20:59:34 ago (+2/-0)

The only way to verify this is by second party. Let's take a voat.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 4 points 3 monthsJan 6, 2025 20:55:22 ago (+4/-0)

You’re why new voat is dying.