GrayDragon Work Life - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

GrayDragon Work Life
submitted by GrayDragon to whatever 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 07:52:37 ago (+3/-2) (whatever)

Should I get fired?

Yes

Maybe

I hate you

Only if you dance with me in the rain

Fuck off; we are full

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[ - ] prototype 0 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 08:20:27 ago (+3/-3)

Fire yourself.

On the busiest day of the year.

When everyone else has called out sick.

And you're the coverage.

Send the biggest possible fuck you that you can.

But before you do, secure another job first.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 13:39:26 ago (+3/-0)

and steal a bunch of office supplies

[ + ] SundayMatinee

[ - ] SundayMatinee 0 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 16:13:43 ago (+0/-0)

And shit on the bosses desk

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 16:18:50 ago (+0/-0)

unless the desk is worth stealin

[ + ] prototype

[ - ] prototype 0 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 22:59:35 ago (+0/-0)

Reminds me of King Missile's song "Take Stuff From Work"

[ + ] MaryXmas

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 09:09:30 ago (+1/-0)

This is logical. This has potential to turn into a drunk boomer, complete with mullet and giant beard, riding a gullwing motorcycle while wearing ass-less leather riding chaps and using a bull whip on minorities in Miami Beach. Can't forget the 6ft Nazi flag off the back of the bike.

Great potential with this one.

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GrayDragon Work Life submitted by GrayDragon to whatever 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 07:52:37 ago (+3/-2) (whatever)

GrayDragon Work Life
submitted by GrayDragon to whatever 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 07:52:37 ago (+3/-2) (whatever)