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Bitch fafo

submitted by deleted to ThotPatrol 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 06:59:09 ago (+51/-1)     (ThotPatrol)

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[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 16 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 11:42:56 ago (+16/-0)

If someone is "riding up my ass", I'll just pull aside so they can pass me, especially in inclement weather. I'm too old now.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 13:39:30 ago (+4/-0)

Exactly. Same here.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 20:45:51 ago (+2/-0)

My car always seems to develop a sudden acceleration problem when this happens, so I have to put on my hazards and slow down. They usually pass. And then like magic the problem clears itself so I can turn my hazards off and go back to the speed limit.

[ - ] Stonkmar 14 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 07:21:53 ago (+15/-1)

shut her up real quick

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 11 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 08:14:24 ago (+11/-0)

Not so tough now eh ?

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 10 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 09:03:10 ago (+10/-0)

Body slams on concrete always end in k.o.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 6 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 10:17:36 ago (+6/-0)

She could be dead

[ - ] NeonGreen 6 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 10:21:00 ago (+6/-0)

He was just trying to safely put it down on the ice so it didn't slide. Can't be helped it struck first.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 4 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 11:23:09 ago (+4/-0)

Simple assault turned to attempted homicide real fast

[ - ] Whatthefuck 9 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 13:02:03 ago (+9/-0)

He has every right to defend himself. Don't attack people if you don't like it.
Otherwise say hello to mr. pavement.

Dude should get an award for cleaning up the streets.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 1 point 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 13:02:57 ago (+1/-0)

**should be dead. Unfortunately for society she appears to be fine.

[ - ] BloodyComet 8 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 12:19:52 ago (+8/-0)

Keep calm on the road, bros. You might run into someone who has a gun and reached the end of their patience.

[ - ] Sleazy 7 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 08:44:05 ago (+7/-0)

Montez!

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 12:04:56 ago (+1/-0)

Yep, whiney goice tough bitch is a spic fucker

[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 08:38:38 ago (+7/-0)

Here I thought the car would be taken too.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 6 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 13:07:15 ago (+6/-0)

Guy showed serious restraint. As soon as someone hits you you have license to cripple them. And then her on the ground- he just left her there rather than stomp her. He would have been completely fine to do so. At least break a few teeth.

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 11:47:57 ago (+4/-0)

Is that Harvey Villechaize?

I kept hearing "Dee plaaaaane!"

[ - ] NeedleStack 0 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 17:38:19 ago (+0/-0)

Showing your age lol!

[ - ] hylo 4 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 10:41:32 ago (+4/-0)

I bet she told everybody she knew that she got "assaulted" after that.

[ - ] recon_johnny 3 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 12:29:00 ago (+3/-0)

Amazes me they still think they can get away with it.

[ - ] founder 3 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 10:10:36 ago (+3/-0)

that was glorious

[ - ] Not_C 2 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 17:43:06 ago (+2/-0)

Come and touch me, 'cause my man's right there.

Her man is so sick of her shit that he won't even get out of the car to help her up.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 14:35:33 ago (+2/-0)

I like how she waited till he turned his back.

It also is always funny how quite they get after taking one, you can hear how quite it becomes.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 1 point 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 19:42:30 ago (+1/-0)

She totally deserved that suplex. She really put everything she had into that punch, not expecting that he would retaliate.

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 1 point 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 16:05:15 ago (+1/-0)

Ah, Toledo, Ohio. SMFH.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 00:01:03 ago (+1/-0)

South Detroit. Behavior checks out.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 11:43:04 ago (+1/-0)

Smooth Operator

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 23:28:58 ago (+0/-0)

So was there anyone in the car with her? I didn't see anything moving in there.

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 09:08:09 ago (+4/-4)

What needs to happen to @gowithit and @postwallhelena

[ - ] GrayDragon 5 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 10:06:48 ago (+5/-0)

Is your man back in the car? Don't make me slap you.

[ - ] ProudRebel [op] 1 point 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 11:33:16 ago (+1/-0)

Who peed in your Cheerios?

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 14:38:12 ago (+2/-0)

He doesn't know, its part of the excitment.

[ - ] titstitstits -2 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 13:48:29 ago (+0/-2)

wait, i was on her side. sounds like they were riding her ass and when she complained about it they punched here in the face. ...kinda niggery, is it not?

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 14:37:20 ago (+3/-0)

She punched first. Don't start shit for no reason, especially if you cant finish it.

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 16:09:05 ago (+1/-0)

If they had been on her ass, they would have hit the back of her car, as she was hoping. People often cry victim of the things they love to do unto others.

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 5 monthsJan 6, 2025 23:28:34 ago (+1/-0)

Considering how long it took the second car to show up,I doubt she was "riding her ass".