I would be paranoid to bang her this way because she would probably be staring at my butthole. - Upgoat

I would be paranoid to bang her this way because she would probably be staring at my butthole.
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 3 monthsJan 5, 2025 21:00:37 ago (+5/-4) (old.reddit.com)
https://old.reddit.com/r/PeterExplainsTheJoke/comments/1hu6ewm/is_this_even_a_yoga_position/

I don't 'llow nobody to stare at muh butt hole. What about you @Con77

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2025 21:48:37 ago (+5/-0)

if she's able to stare you're doing it wrong.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2025 21:51:09 ago (+0/-0)

So you're saying I need to get my hip gyration on and do some zig-zagging and swirling? Maybe even some juking? (where's it going next!)

[ - ] Jewpacabra 2 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2025 21:43:02 ago (+2/-0)

In yoga, this is the "Diasapointed Dad Position"

[ - ] LeoFranksGhost 1 point 3 monthsJan 5, 2025 21:08:48 ago (+1/-0)

You're just not rocking a great butthole I reckon.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2025 21:46:36 ago (+2/-0)

IDK. I've never bent over in front of a mirror and looked at my butt hole. You have, and that concerns me.

[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 3 monthsJan 6, 2025 01:46:18 ago (+4/-0)

Or, his boyfriend told him so.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3 monthsJan 6, 2025 07:30:19 ago (+1/-0)

I would prefer it, actually

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 6, 2025 11:47:02 ago (+1/-0)

YOU would!

[ - ] con77 1 point 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 09:44:46 ago (+1/-0)

I say throw caution to the wind and break furniture with her

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 10:47:03 ago (+0/-0)

yeah but I would wear a loin cloth

[ - ] con77 1 point 3 monthsJan 7, 2025 09:47:36 ago (+1/-0)

That's hot 🔥