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Couldn't you win food eating challenges and become famous by having a parasite in you

submitted by anon to askanon 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 20:57:03 ago (+1/-0)     (askanon)



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[ - ] CHIRO 3 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 21:09:00 ago (+3/-0)

So, you're also going to train the parasite to eat competitively?

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 22:55:11 ago (+1/-0)

Not sure, why this is damn funny!! Thanks!

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 23:05:09 ago (+2/-0)

It's probably because OP is one of the most retarded questions ever asked.

i) How could it help you win a competition? Is the parasite a dog?

ii) Whatever the parasite is, it is still inside of you. Assuming you ate 60 hot dogs, and a worm absorbed all of them, instead of having a 60-hot-dog-mush in you, you have a 60-hot-dog-mush inside of a worm inside of you.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 20:59:21 ago (+0/-0)

Can jews eat more than the average white guy though?

[ - ] anon 7914386 [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 21:03:04 ago (+0/-0)

Only if there is money involved