She's out there somewhere, fellas - Upgoat

She's out there somewhere, fellas
submitted by big_fat_dangus to VIBE 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 09:37:05 ago (+21/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/kwy35d.mp4

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 5 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 14:17:54 ago (+5/-0)

10 more seconds of that and I would have had a stroke.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 13:13:35 ago (+4/-0)

Hold on a sec- why are her low sitting ears attached at the bottom in such a manner. She doesn’t actually mention anything based. This thing smells very very jewish.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 4 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 10:08:35 ago (+4/-0)

Id be her skibidi sigma rizzler

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 11:20:54 ago (+3/-0)

That whole thing is nightmare fuel. wtf?

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 14:38:32 ago (+2/-0)

It's a thing with the youth who've never lived through a harsh day in their lives.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 10:40:19 ago (+2/-0)

Sweet gal

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 15:28:12 ago (+1/-0)

This is making my "incongruity meter" sway violently to and fro. She is demeaning the trad life.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 14:29:59 ago (+1/-0)

That joo bitch? Hell,there's 100's of 'em.

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 10:05:52 ago (+2/-1)

dat fivehead tho

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 10:06:31 ago (+3/-0)

Bangs will fix that.

[ + ] jfroybees

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 15:26:08 ago (+1/-0)

But still a fivehead.

[ + ] anrach

[ - ] anrach 2 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 16:52:45 ago (+2/-0)

I find tall (non-sloped) foreheads on women rather attractive. It's a common nordic trait. A likely indicator of large cranial capacity.

I like long necks too...
Maybe I have a fetish for ayylmaos

[ + ] DestroyerofSquirrels

[ - ] DestroyerofSquirrels 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 12:09:56 ago (+0/-0)

I like to watch movies while I get head, screen moves a lot but it's still nice.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 09:55:39 ago (+1/-0)

Weird message but if it works it works.

[ + ] CHIRO

[ - ] CHIRO 10 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 11:04:32 ago (+10/-0)

I think she is being very sarcastic. Like, she thinks this parody should make people recognize that the reality of being a based wife is insane. I'm over here like, nah, just be more like my grandma in her lifetime, i.e., care enough to cook if your husband works all day, take care of yourself, be loyal, and be a genuine teammate to your husband in your mutual project of establishing a family legacy. But they want to make it sound like a cult with all of the usual trappings: abuse, brainwashing, fake alliances, mistrust and secret hatred.

[ + ] Panic

[ - ] Panic 4 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 12:27:48 ago (+4/-0)

Good call @CHIRO.

A real tradwife would know to speak slowly and clearly. This not-so-clever jew thinks she's an agent bent on making good women look crazy. No no no.

[ + ] Empire_of_the_Mind

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 2 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 15:08:35 ago (+2/-0)

a jewish woman performing on the internet for attention?

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 17:10:56 ago (+1/-0)

'SUBSERVIANCE!'

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 14:52:59 ago (+0/-0)

A very cynical take. Totally edgy bro.

[ + ] CHIRO

[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 15:13:52 ago (+0/-0)

She is being cynical. I'm just being accurate.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 15:16:19 ago (+0/-0)

Not from the onlooker's perspective.

[ + ] CHIRO

[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 15:41:15 ago (+0/-0)

In the words of Daryl Hall, "Whoa-oh here she comes. She's a woke retard."

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 15:42:34 ago (+0/-0)

I detect sour grapes.

[ + ] CHIRO

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 15:56:50 ago (+2/-0)*

No, suh. This girl rents her 'crawlspace' out to immigrants. Sticking your dick in that would be like shoving your thumb through the hair of a Troll doll into a paper towel tube.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 16:03:23 ago (+0/-0)

I detect even more sour grapes.

[ + ] CHIRO

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 16:18:38 ago (+2/-0)

She ain't even pretty, dahg. More evidence that her video is sour grapes.

Continue thread

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 22:17:12 ago (+0/-0)

I know for a fact she makes sloppy eggs.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 14:34:31 ago (+0/-0)*

Sketchy thought dribblers are as dangerous as their monkey pox

An extra large sheep gut condom with a healthy dose of crushed garlic clove pre seminated is certain to provide bounty in a familial way…retard is a dirty word only to those who identify as retards.

I, choose to identify as a retard.

FUN FACT: the mentally challenged can not be judged as if they had fully functioning mental capacity.

Way FUNNER FACT: I now identify as god, challenging me is blasphemy…., take your best shot…, suffer like the millions of worthless souls who have been forsaken long before you name was ever even under consideration.

EDIT: I like wine, mostly I drink a lot of beer. Tonight wine. Tonight you all die……..oops I meant to say kill yourself…., no that’s not it…..Cheers!…, ya …whatever

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 14:51:49 ago (+1/-1)

💊💊 take em.

[ + ] Deplorablepoetry

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -1 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 15:37:28 ago (+0/-1)

Retards are dead

You are dead

Die scum

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 14:20:41 ago (+0/-0)

That was pretty good, really nailed the old style of how women spoke.

[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 16:07:29 ago (+0/-0)

No, she didn’t. She is speaking in that fake “Mid-Atlantic” accent. Non-Actors never spoke like this. It’s a put on.

[ - ] lolxd 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 13:13:57 ago (+0/-0)