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What the fuck is going on with the shopping cart wheels?

submitted by registereduser to whatever 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 07:30:04 ago (+11/-2)     (whatever)

I've see several now.

Other day this poor old lady was struggling with one of these three wheel carts and she tripped and fell and broke her arm and two ribs.

It's about time to round up some guys and hunt these cart saboteurs down and mete out some old school beat the fuck out of them.


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[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 07:32:36 ago (+5/-0)

I hear it's new jersey drones stealing those wheels.

[ - ] beece 3 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 10:08:34 ago (+3/-0)



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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 14:58:20 ago (+1/-0)

You see, stores no longer have a buggy guy like they used to in the old days. They used to hire the local dude to do them all and he was the type that was born to do it, enjoyed doing it. Now the stores just say fuck it, suffer goys.

[ - ] NeonGreen 1 point 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 12:25:09 ago (+1/-0)

I think some dude either did or made up taking some wheels off some shopping carts. And some other dude was pretending it was him. Then some other dude was cross referencing the validity of it on chat GPT.

I think it's just some incredibly meta game we're playing to forget about our pending doom.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 1 point 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 13:35:00 ago (+1/-0)

That is also my view. I saw all that and thought, "hehe cool, some classic fuckin around to the bitter end"

I drew in a deep breath and sighed.