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some fuckin DICKHEAD disabled my shopping cart!!

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 06:20:48 ago (+50/-1)     (whatever)

After Helena threw me out recently, I have become a gentleman of leisure. I had liberated a shopping cart from the fascist Walmart down the way, but last night as I was out soliciting for donations some PRICK removed one of the wheels! Can't wait til Trump gets into office, and cleans this country up!


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[ - ] Steelerfish 22 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 06:38:55 ago (+22/-0)

Probably the same asshole that stole my Christmas lights I strung around the refrigerator box I call home.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 9 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 06:45:14 ago (+9/-0)

Some ppl collect stamps, I collect copper...how I supposed to do that now??

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 06:49:31 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 06:50:26 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 08:35:20 ago (+3/-1)

When I was growing up somebody stole our Easter bunny out the yard

[ - ] Steelerfish 7 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 08:40:34 ago (+7/-0)

Probably hungry Haitian immigrants….

[ - ] con77 3 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 09:05:36 ago (+3/-0)

Fukn A!

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 8 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 07:17:45 ago (+8/-0)

FOX BREAKING NEWS

“Police are investigating homicide in tent town USA tonight as a man was found dead near his home with what appears to be blunt trauma to the head. Local news has reported that an impact wrench with 13 mm socket attached is being examined by forensics for prints and clues as to who could be responsible. The victim is reported to be a FAR-RIGHT extremist who identifies as a goat. More details at 11:00”

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 8 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 06:48:10 ago (+8/-0)

Cant wait for Trump...to clean this country up!

Who's gonna tell him?

[ - ] GreenSaint 10 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 08:38:41 ago (+11/-1)

I want that Chinese guy for president he got San Fran cleaned up super fast

[ - ] con77 3 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 09:06:24 ago (+3/-0)

HAAAAAW!

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 4 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 07:29:20 ago (+4/-0)

No need. He already knows.

[ - ] Kozel 8 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 06:24:32 ago (+8/-0)

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wasn't me

[ - ] oyveyo 3 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 11:46:34 ago (+3/-0)*

 >.>
Newfags can't look left.
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[ - ] ButtToucha9000 6 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 08:48:23 ago (+6/-0)

Man you a LIAR YOU KNOW that cart been missing a wheel for TWO DAMN WEEKS you just been high as shit in silver paint the whole time shoving that busted ass thang down tha road yelling "IM A ASTRUHNAUT" over and over again. Nigga u AINT NO DAMN ASTRANAUGHTS.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 16:07:47 ago (+1/-0)

IT WAS GOLD GLITTER PAINT, LIAR

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 4 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 07:12:41 ago (+4/-0)

Well played

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 14:59:45 ago (+2/-0)

Look at the bright side; At least your furniture won't smell like butt crack anymore.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 16:04:23 ago (+0/-0)

my fingers sure will/do

[ - ] DanielR 2 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 13:50:04 ago (+2/-0)

Trump wont save you lil bro
he is a jew friend

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 16:04:47 ago (+0/-0)

TWO MOAR WEEKS, PATRIT!

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 13:18:04 ago (+2/-0)

Soooo, Helena is single now ?

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 16:05:33 ago (+0/-0)

Naw, we back together, but I gotta sleep on the back porch

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 17:10:45 ago (+0/-0)

Oh , ahh, great , happy for u.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 11:18:47 ago (+2/-0)

Fucking normies. The real question you should be asking is why did the CIA steal the wheel to support the dark side of the moon operation?

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 1 point 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 15:21:07 ago (+1/-0)

The real question you should be asking is why did the CIA steal the wheel to support the dark side of the moon operation?


To build the Wall so Animals could Meddle in your Saucer Full Of Secrets. 😄

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 16:06:47 ago (+0/-0)

The real question is, how can I make Helena love me, the way she loves Franzia?

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 19:13:49 ago (+0/-0)

'Try having an explosive liquid lunch, wrap yourself completely in tinsel and stuff a cork in your butt.'

Then ask someone with a better answer.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 16:16:06 ago (+1/-0)

Anyone else notice a slinky looking guy dressed in camo hanging around? - obviously up to no good - thank the bro's that were up and about keeping watch.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 16:20:26 ago (+1/-0)

That is HonkeyMcNiggerDick, he tryna steal my gold glitter paint again

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 19:07:56 ago (+0/-0)

'Out here Safeguarding newly found Christmas lights'

[ - ] Razzoriel 1 point 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 12:01:22 ago (+1/-0)

Remember. Its 13mm bolts.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 16:05:52 ago (+0/-0)

or 1/2"

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 11:14:09 ago (+1/-0)

Peckerwood and I were drinking last night and well I sort of crashed into your cart. I didn't want to get a DUI so we left fled the scene. I'm not sure why we had to light your cart on fire. My bad!

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 19:26:16 ago (+0/-0)

Start a gofundme.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 18:53:59 ago (+0/-0)

don't you have a 19mm socket to fix it?

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 13:48:29 ago (+0/-0)

We should call them vaggots or vags for short. Like slang for vagabond.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 19:10:35 ago (+1/-0)

Or vags for vaginas cause they're all mostly cunts.