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very fitting

submitted by boekanier to funny 4 monthsDec 31, 2024 01:57:47 ago (+21/-0)     (pomf.lain.la)

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[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 4 monthsDec 31, 2024 12:51:47 ago (+0/-0)*

Yup. They also break things.

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 4 monthsDec 31, 2024 09:18:04 ago (+0/-0)

This post is just you bragging about having a wife

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 4 monthsDec 31, 2024 12:57:08 ago (+0/-0)

Doesn't sound like there's much to brag about.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 4 monthsDec 31, 2024 06:53:36 ago (+2/-0)

Ha, I remember many instances of this growing up. Maybe 25% of the time he had misplaced something, but I heard this conversation often.

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 3 points 4 monthsDec 31, 2024 05:48:42 ago (+3/-0)

My favorite is that I ask my wife where X is. She can NEVER tell me where X is, but she will go get it for me. It usually is a multi-room journey to find it.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 5 points 4 monthsDec 31, 2024 05:07:25 ago (+5/-0)*

Seriously, and then she’s all put out when I ask her where it is like I’m just fucking stupid or something. No bitch, you fucking put it somewhere stupid because you don’t put shit back where it belongs so now I’ve gotta bother you to figure it the fuck out. What’s funny is she can’t find where she put it last but I’m the asshole because I can’t find where she put it.

I’m starting to really fucking hate Tik Toc. Some faggot influencer is always putting new ideas into her head, like, hey you can disassemble your oven to clean between the glass like it’s just snapping fucking Lego’s together or some shit. I come into the kitchen to find her taking apart the oven… I don’t know why I even started this story because I’m not even ready to go there yet… too soon. Let’s just say it was a fucking nightmare to fix.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 6 points 4 monthsDec 31, 2024 05:29:35 ago (+6/-0)

I’m sorry I just need to rant about my wife for a moment. She just really pisses me off. She’s just so self assured about everything. She has no fucking clue but she always knows she’s right. She’s not, like ever. Which for my sake I fucking wish wasn’t the case but she just doesn’t operate with logic or reason it seems. She’s intuitive she says. Well, that doesn’t seem to work right either because she’s always getting in over her head. I just wish she would stop and think for a moment but I don’t think that would matter because she doesn’t seem to question anything. She’s just so fucking self assured, remember. Anyways, she fucking drives me crazy. She has no forethought, she has no fear of anything, she has no common sense it seems, she no practical experience … she’s just bouncing around from one major life decision to the next based on one 30 second Tic Tok video. Every day I’m talking her off a new cliff of buying a business, moving or booking a vacation on the other side of the world… like these aren’t necessarily bad traits or ideas but it’s all spun in a half baked blender of manic impulse. It’s very stressful.

[ - ] Stonkmar 3 points 4 monthsDec 31, 2024 04:52:58 ago (+3/-0)

I'm nonstop repeating "don't put it down, put it away".

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 4 monthsDec 31, 2024 12:54:03 ago (+0/-0)

I'm will be using this, daily no doubt.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 5 points 4 monthsDec 31, 2024 04:30:09 ago (+5/-0)

Every fucking time. It will be moved to places that make no sense.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 4 monthsDec 31, 2024 06:04:43 ago (+2/-0)*

my mother did it because she was an idiot. was only us two living together at one point. and still 'she didnt touch it' dad flat out banned her from the garage because she would get bored and decide to clean up which is bad enough in itself, but the thing is, that being the mechanical dude he was, (and shes done this to me too) he would have bolts for parts inside the part, or in old icecream containers with degreaser. well, the parts were in the way, so shed upend them dropping gaskets bolts pins all over the ground and down drains, and 'put them out of the way' then 'ice cream tubs dont belong in the garage' take them inside, wash them, put them in the cupboard, and bitch dad out about the degreaser in the sink, and do something about those stupid things in there that belong outside.

my oldest sister is a whole other level of sociopath. she put a whole new spin on the 'i didnt touch it' game. this cunt weaponised that shit into family destroying tactical nukes. - this shit is just one two of her shenanigans out of countless -


it would be in her pocket, shed wait until i was absolutely losing my shit over thing that 100% was left in the place it was, then she would 'find it' in the place that it belongs. if it was money, then if i knew what she was up to and didnt say shit, that money was gone. say something and no matter what or how the response is 'it was just a joke you dont have to get so upset about everything' -

oh and the last time that fat cunt tried it on was with ice trays in the summer of all things, id filled up and put in the freezer for work (moomba, whole week over 40, im working under an umbrella) first they were empty in the freezer, then empty in the sink, then empty in the cupboard, and on the last day, hears the freezer shut, storms in, snatches it out, screams 'THATS MINE AND IM TAKING IT TO WORK!' empties the fucker out, storms back off to her room. Literally so she could point at me, and say 'Hes such a fucking cunt, he will argue about ice' and me get told 'dont be such an asshole about ice'

thats what those fat motherfucking psycopaths now in their late 30s early 40s do, those cunts practiced (and still do) on their brothers. mum might have been a complete arrogant dumabss, but the daughters learn it and use that fucking shit.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 3 points 4 monthsDec 31, 2024 06:45:37 ago (+3/-0)

What a time you had growing up. Sounds like a war zone the way you were always on the defensive.

[ - ] hylo 0 points 4 monthsDec 31, 2024 14:22:47 ago (+0/-0)

Holy shit.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 4 monthsDec 31, 2024 05:55:25 ago (+1/-1)*

This is why 600 lb rapper Big Pun pummeled and chased his wife. He had a house in the Bronx and in the downstairs living room, he kept an Uzi or a Mac-10 under one of the couch pillows and I guess he had some unsavory people over and when he reached for it to make sure the gun was there, she had moved it. There is actually video of the incident from camers in the house where someone is screaming; "GO UPSTAIRS! HE CAN'T GET YOU UP THERE!" 7:05 onward: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vODx_UcSag8

[ - ] observation1 5 points 4 monthsDec 31, 2024 03:39:09 ago (+5/-0)

True Story

16 years ago my future wife moved the mail into an empty room. By the time I stumbled onto the pile, I found a large, very important-looking letter that turned out to be a 30-day eviction notice set to execute in 2 days.

We now had exactly 48 hours to find a new place, get approved, pay deposit, and move all of the shit.

Last Sunday, I'm now looking for a $450 HVAC controller that I set on the banister. We now own our own home. I knew she moved it. She knew she moved it. The kids knew she moved it. The dogs knew she moved it.

Same story. 16 years of this shit. I set it down to install on sunday and it's: "Honey, where is that thing. Mitsubishi. White box. 1x1. Sitting on the banister so I can install it.

What is it?

Yeah nevermind what it does. its controller for our new mini split. I was going to install it this weekend.

Huh I don't remember what that does.

Honey. I realize you're not going to know what it does and doesn't. That's not important. Focus on what I'm asking. The white box right here on the bannister. Where it go?

I don't remember a white box.

Fast forward 2 hours later she's literally looking on the garbage thinking she threw it away.

Shit doesnt change, man. You can't ever change woman.

[ - ] hylo 1 point 4 monthsDec 31, 2024 14:18:44 ago (+1/-0)

Women are fucking dumb. Imagine doing shit like this at work and not getting fired. That's women at work and in goverment for you.

[ - ] observation1 4 points 4 monthsDec 31, 2024 03:17:13 ago (+4/-0)

Listen carefully. If you don't know what it is, don't move it.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 4 monthsDec 31, 2024 02:28:48 ago (+3/-0)

"You just had a man look didnt you?"
"Yes, i looked where it lives and now im asking where the fuck you moved it to."