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how do i get my first girlfriend

submitted by MrNiggoriumsBixNoodEmporium to AskUpgoat 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 21:33:12 ago (+4/-5)     (AskUpgoat)

bros, i know lots of you here are alpha male chads, please give some advice to me as a kissless handholdless hugless virgin


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[ - ] Reawakened 6 points 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 22:22:38 ago (+6/-0)

It's a numbers game. Get used to a lot of rejection and realize it don't matter. You see one you like, ask her to dinner. Don't be nervous. If you turn them upside down, they all look the same.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 5 points 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 21:53:46 ago (+5/-0)

alpha male chads

Sigma Gigachads. Get it right, nerd.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 4 points 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 22:10:34 ago (+6/-2)

The only women worth investing in are ones that take their faith in God seriously. All others will be filled to the brim with feminist poison and will eventually do everything they can to control and destroy you. Go to church and ask God to show you the way. It's not about you, but about bringing yourself and your future family closer to God.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 22:29:21 ago (+2/-1)

Well said! God created the Family Unit, unfortunately, man tried to hack it, and as with all that man tampers with, it went sideways!

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 22:49:28 ago (+1/-0)

it went sideways.

Agreed. Hell has done a great job perverting the natural order, and only through great suffering will man regain some semblance of God's natural order. I fear that suffering will soon be upon us.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 23:07:28 ago (+1/-0)

This but only if your version of God(s) doesn't come from that jew book where abraham cheats on his wife and jacob marries his two cousins and all that.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 5 monthsDec 31, 2024 00:08:48 ago (+2/-0)

Don't forget the part where Lot impregnates his two daughters in a cave.

[ - ] Theo 0 points 5 monthsDec 31, 2024 01:14:21 ago (+0/-0)

It's not cheating when she knew that he could have other women.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 5 monthsDec 31, 2024 02:52:53 ago (+0/-0)

It's certainly not monogamy. If you consider marriage to be between one man and one woman, then any married man who has sex with another woman is cheating. It's only not cheating if they don't believe in monogamy, which is kinda my point about the supposed founders of abrahamic religion.

[ - ] Theo 0 points 5 monthsJan 1, 2025 11:17:58 ago (+0/-0)

Monogamy came from Rome. "cheating" was normal practice back then.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 5 monthsJan 1, 2025 21:04:19 ago (+0/-0)

Rome's not the bible so I guess we got our morality from Europe and not jews.

[ - ] Theo 0 points 5 monthsJan 1, 2025 21:42:36 ago (+0/-0)

Probably. The Germanic hundred looks like the English common law hundred.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 5 monthsDec 31, 2024 00:07:47 ago (+0/-0)

^this...
But, replace "God" with "White Blood and White Soil".

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 0 points 5 monthsDec 31, 2024 09:25:00 ago (+0/-0)

How does one grow closer to the fake god of blood and soil?
Do you cut your finger and rub it in dirt?

[ - ] iSnark 4 points 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 21:53:18 ago (+4/-0)*

If you're being serious, Many modern women are like wild horses... You need to be tougher than them! Today's Africanized Women (See the video link below) will not submit to a man they deem to be weaker than them! So essentially, be the Captain of your own ship. Lead! Don't beg, don't be soft, give good eye-contact, work on yourself, set your goals, never give them priority over your time, don't be too available to them, make the time that you do spend with them count.

(Think about the African bees experiment, where they took moderately calm bees, and genetically bred them for super aggressiveness and anger.)

VIDEO* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-iJclOaKOQ

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 3 points 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 22:52:30 ago (+3/-0)

Exactly. Women intuitively and subconsciously seek a man to lead, provide and protect. Be a man that can do those things and women will make themselves available to you.

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 21:57:55 ago (+2/-0)

Good advice

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 21:43:43 ago (+3/-0)

first?

why a first? Are women disposable? I think you've been mislead.

[ - ] 2Drunk 4 points 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 22:05:18 ago (+4/-0)

After they have had 3 or more partners, yes, completely.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 5 monthsDec 31, 2024 00:11:25 ago (+0/-0)

Are women disposable?
Most, yes.
Don't blame me, blame the women who look like they belong in a Dollar General.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 22:19:13 ago (+2/-0)

Are you still in school? They'll fall into your lap just by being moderately fit and witty.

Post school? You're not literally fucked.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 5 monthsDec 31, 2024 00:02:59 ago (+1/-0)

Pull your dick out of your pants and see who stops to admire it.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 5 monthsDec 31, 2024 00:07:30 ago (+3/-0)

@greensaint

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 22:04:07 ago (+1/-0)

Do you even lift?

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 21:52:21 ago (+1/-0)

simple. Change every single thing about you,

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 5 monthsDec 31, 2024 04:58:34 ago (+0/-0)

Talk and engage with all of them. The ugly ones might have hot friends.

[ - ] JustALover 0 points 5 monthsDec 31, 2024 03:32:42 ago (+0/-0)

I'll tell you what has worked well for me: having a personality and looking for personalities.

I enjoy a good laugh and, since I started working out, I am comfortable with my body.

I've never targeted women based on their looks, but based on their intelligence or charisma. This disconnects their age and physical appearance from my attraction to them, so I am not limited by what I see - except in the case of fatties, which I am uninterested in because I can see how they treat their body.

I've hung out with women 10 years younger and 20 years older. I guess I'm more after maturity than I am after a specific age-group.

So where do I find them? Mostly online communities that have the possibility of meetups, friends of friends. I like to get to know someone before trying for a relationship, so I don't ask random women out on dates.

And regarding "dates", I prefer telling her that I'm going to do x and y productive things this Saturday, and ask if she wants to come with. Never movies or eating at a restaurant, but I'm going to repair x or go for a long walk y to visit this place that interests me.

The key is to make yourself (1) worth being around and (2) visible.

Go do some volunteer work for your local community, not some national NGO that only wants to enrich the leaders at the top. Talk to people, get to know your neighbors.

For me, finding someone worth my time takes time, and I'm fine being by myself. I keep busy.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 5 monthsDec 31, 2024 00:09:51 ago (+0/-0)

Walk right up to that betch and show her your pulled apart pee hole. It works, I'm tellin' ya.

[ - ] duke_cannon 0 points 5 monthsDec 31, 2024 00:06:17 ago (+0/-0)

Stay in India

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 23:24:55 ago (+0/-0)*

First there must be many women, and they must feel free to talk with you. It's best if the place has comfortable warm sunny weather and is not overly expensive.

Be absolutely shameless and polite. Ask a woman out, she says no, ask out her friend sitting next to her.

You don't have to think of everything, she can think of things too

High foot traffic areas and repeated social context.

Beauty and the beast, that's what they want, alpha in love. They don't want obsequiousness they want someone they respect

Have a bias towards action.

You can work to get fit but don't consider that makes it easier as you go, but work with what you have now.

Hug plan - go to a crowded area, pick and attractive woman walk over and say your friend bet you the number of hugs you could get - point to some random person. Count the hugs.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 21:56:34 ago (+1/-1)

Grey sweatpants

[ - ] Nosferatjew -1 points 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 22:29:12 ago (+1/-2)

Start by not being a faggot. Good luck.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat -1 points 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 21:45:52 ago (+1/-2)

Fuck off with this bullshit.

[ - ] JustALover 0 points 5 monthsDec 31, 2024 03:36:02 ago (+0/-0)

Not everybody has had a good father figure in his life. Some need help.

Just asking for help is a sign that the person is mature and modest.

[ - ] DitchPig -2 points 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 21:47:45 ago (+1/-3)

Try throwing an outdoor extension cord over a ceiling fan.

That should take your weight.