I almost got into a fight today at the gas station - Upgoat

I almost got into a fight today at the gas station
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 15:23:13 ago (+30/-1) (TellUpgoat)

Disclaimer: I help people when I can and do a lot to help others who are deserving of my time.

The universe likes throwing fucked up shit at me because I guess it enjoys watching my reactions? IDK. So my wife & I ride my side-by-side out to fill it with gas and to fill up a 5 gallon can. I'm standing there pumping and some back packer mether approaches me and asks if I'm going on the other side of the highway. I say no. He then asks me to take him a few miles down the road. Its totally out of my way. I tell him I can't because I have other things to do. He then gets all smart assy and talking loudly "ohhhh I'm sorry I am such a bother blah blah blah". and gets closer to me while doing that thing. My wife looks at me knowing what I'm about to do to him. I pull my gloves off. I tell him calmly to fuck off, bowa, or you're gonna learn the hard way who you're fuckin with. I stop pumping gas and give him my full attention, ready to go full 1488 curb stomp mode. He very wisely walks away mumbling something. My last words were: "go vote for kamala again, dipshit". He doesn't understand that he was a baby deer walking by crocodile-infested waters.

I just don't get why shit like that happens a lot. Is it a sheeny curse that's been put upon me by some jew?

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[ - ] Drstrangestgov 15 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 15:26:48 ago (+16/-1)

He sensed weakness, then realized he misread you. You're doing it right.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 15 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 15:32:28 ago (+15/-0)

A lot of people have confused my kindness for weakness. Its true.

[ + ] Drstrangestgov

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 13 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 15:40:36 ago (+13/-0)

Sun tzu says its best to appear weak when you are strong.

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 18:47:38 ago (+4/-1)

..."When you have an army"

It's stupid to look weak when you are in a gas station parking lot with your wife, who, let's face it, is just going to do the "woman screeching thing", when you are stabbed.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 29, 2024 00:15:23 ago (+0/-0)

My wife keeps the heater right by her side.

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 17:05:40 ago (+4/-0)

So,if said person approached you with a smile & politely asked you for a couple of bucks for a taco & coke,what would your response be to that?

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 5 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 18:26:07 ago (+5/-0)

If they were white, I'd give it to them.

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 4 monthsDec 28, 2024 16:07:54 ago (+1/-0)

BOOM! Most correct answer.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 20:46:46 ago (+1/-0)

I'd help. I have many times. This guy got pushy.

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 4 monthsDec 28, 2024 16:07:17 ago (+1/-0)

I knew what your answer would be,I just wanted to read it, Well done!

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 18:50:30 ago (+0/-1)

I don't accept the premise.
A taco and coke should be trivial for a White to afford.

[ + ] puremadness

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2024 05:57:42 ago (+0/-0)

This^

[ + ] Belfuro

[ - ] Belfuro 2 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 22:47:43 ago (+2/-0)

I am viewed as an easy mark. I get it, I'm a gen x nerd, and I like to give.

I have kicked many people out of my life without looking back for the crime of thinking that they could walk all over me.

[ + ] Trickthegoy7

[ - ] Trickthegoy7 -1 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2024 01:51:01 ago (+0/-1)

Yes appear gay but really you are a shill. It's in Sun Tzu

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 8 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 17:14:41 ago (+8/-0)

Asking for something is a way for criminals to get you to drop your guard. It allows them further access to your resources, time, money, body, etc.

The best bet is to not engage.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 5 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 19:15:32 ago (+5/-0)

It's the Interview Stage of the five stages of violent crime.

[ + ] Belfuro

[ - ] Belfuro 5 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 22:45:20 ago (+5/-0)

I'm not a doomer so take my words seriously.

We will all be tested again in coming years.
White brothers. Get fit, learn basic moves to defend yourself.
Never relax.

[ + ] Drstrangestgov

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 2 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 23:22:05 ago (+2/-0)

We won't last a second longer than God wills, but you're very right.

[ + ] x0x7

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2024 04:19:19 ago (+0/-0)

It's like the Christian version of Salafism.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 9 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 16:56:34 ago (+9/-0)

A very similar thing happened to me last year. We stopped off for gas. It was dark so I pumped gas while the family went into the store. There was a van next to me and there were 2 men (nigger and a meth mouth) with a methany in the van. They seem to be working on something they were hauling. Meth mouth walked in front of me asking for money, he found God, blah, blah. I told him I can't help, be on his way, etc. I noticed the nigger in the rear windshield's reflection so I pulled out the fuel gun and aimed it right at the meth mouth and told him to fuck off. Nigger stopped dead in his tracks. Meth mouth went into "sorry man, didn't mean to startle you" and I replied back with "I intend to light your ass up with gasoline if you and that nigger don't fuck right off" and then they went back to their van.

I moved the SUV up to the parking area near the store and watched them until the family came out. Called the wife's cell and told her what was going on and to hurry it up. I stay with the SUV in case they planned to punch a slow leak into a tire to make us stop on the highway or something else. Nothing else came of it and we went on our way.

[ + ] jfroybees

[ - ] jfroybees 2 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 17:42:20 ago (+2/-0)

It is much like chess navigating this world. Chess with life-affecting consequences.

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 20:33:54 ago (+1/-0)

I pulled out the fuel gun and aimed it right at the meth mouth and told him to fuck off

That’s Harsh, Bob Harsh

[ + ] RobertJHarsh

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 4 monthsDec 28, 2024 15:30:04 ago (+1/-0)

Making someone BELIEVE you will kill them is just as effective, in most cases. If it were two niggers I suspect the outcome would have been different.

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 11:16:09 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck yeah man. These scumbags only want the easy meat.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 9 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 15:34:41 ago (+9/-0)

Entitlement.

[ + ] HotBakedDinuMuffinSaint

[ - ] HotBakedDinuMuffinSaint 1 point 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 17:31:08 ago (+3/-2)

OP lives in a Zoo, and complains about the Zoo animals.

He's unaware of his own participation in the show. Convinced that he's not one of the animals.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 4 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 18:28:29 ago (+4/-0)

Hey now! You can't talk to my boy like that! You got it all wrong!

(Read in Christopher Walkens voice)

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 22:25:22 ago (+1/-0)

lol I have a nice pocket watch!

[ - ] GuyWhite 6 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 15:58:02 ago (+6/-0)

You shouldn’t have shut down the pump. You had a very powerful weapon in your hand. Dose, flick Bic.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 5 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 16:01:31 ago (+5/-0)

It was the first thing that crossed my mind. lol

[ + ] VitaminSieg

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 16:33:32 ago (+3/-2)

Don't have to murder people. Just put him in a time-out camp.

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 6 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 15:51:21 ago (+6/-0)

Methhead thinks he sees similar associates filling up a side by side and wants to partake in future meth adventure. Only to be ostracized and rejected. Seems obvious.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 3 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 18:24:44 ago (+3/-0)

I fucking laughed out loud at that!

[ - ] con77 6 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 15:49:16 ago (+6/-0)

Bro! I have been a freak magnet most of my life.
If there's one lunatic in a bar they find me.
I've been in the wrong place at the wrong time more times than you'd believe.
Always escaping unscathed.
I call it strange luck.
And wish it would stop

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 6 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 15:55:47 ago (+6/-0)

Strange luck. That's exactly what I have.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 20:15:25 ago (+4/-0)

While pumping gas, the best weapon is the gas nozzle. Spray them with gasoline, it burns like hell even without a match.

[ - ] Hugh 4 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 18:32:52 ago (+5/-1)

I love Uncle Honkey’s stories . . . :)

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 20:50:51 ago (+1/-1)

kek It was a dark, horny night,much like this one...

[ + ] Trickthegoy7

[ - ] Trickthegoy7 1 point 4 monthsDec 28, 2024 01:52:36 ago (+1/-0)

Idk which one of you is a bigger faggot tbh

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2024 12:02:42 ago (+2/-0)

I could never be a faggot. I like pussay too much and am offended by buttholes. I don't care how clean you queers keep'em with your bidets.

[ - ] iSnark 4 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 15:30:40 ago (+4/-0)

Oy Vey! HE KNOWS... Ratchet up the curse!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 22:00:18 ago (+3/-0)

Honkey’s wife cheering him on from the car

https://files.catbox.moe/l9jk4z.jpeg

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 22:27:36 ago (+0/-0)

Did you finish cleaning? Probably not...

Oh, and my wife wasn't in a car. She was in my polaris general.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 22:38:21 ago (+1/-0)

Oh thorry, thweety! Fixed it!

https://files.catbox.moe/e8ukgs.jpeg

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 1 point 4 monthsDec 28, 2024 00:29:45 ago (+1/-0)

Same woman says my true stories from my USCG days aren't true.

Probably just never known a man with courage and resolve.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 0 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2024 00:26:29 ago (+0/-0)

That's fukn hilarious.

[ - ] scholarandrogue 0 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2024 18:52:25 ago (+0/-0)

decent people are constantly set upon by hammites. especially the Cush and Edomites hate christianity and any one practicing christian [jesus ministry] doctrine. you don't have to be religious just a decent person and they will single you out every once in a while. as the roman catholic church pushes towards ecumenism and sunday law bad things will happen to good people more often

[ - ] scholarandrogue 0 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2024 18:40:31 ago (+0/-0)

decent people are set upon by hammites constantly.

[ - ] DitchPig 1 point 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 15:57:58 ago (+3/-2)

Protip, keep the gloves on, but wear something like this as a driving glove https://tacticalgear.com/mission-made-fingerless-hellfox-gloves-black

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 6 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 16:03:39 ago (+6/-0)

I have a pair like that floating around here somewhere. I'm addicted to wearing those cheap leather gloves from Harbor Freight. They're decent gloves. When I need warm gloves I have my nice hunting gloves. The reason I pulled them is because I wanted him to feel my middle finger knuckle. Its like a knife.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 2 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 18:33:14 ago (+2/-0)

A surprise uppercut for scumbags standing close

[ + ] DitchPig

[ - ] DitchPig 0 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 16:19:13 ago (+1/-1)

Fair enough.

[ - ] hylo 0 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2024 02:27:07 ago (+0/-0)

Damn, if I acted like that my wife would scald me and get mad at me more than the tweaker.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2024 02:07:26 ago (+0/-0)

what, again?

[ - ] Trickthegoy7 -2 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2024 01:45:34 ago (+0/-2)

Bringing up voting was the most cringeworthy, petty ending to that paragraph. Sounds like you pissed yourself over nothing. What a pussy.

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I almost got into a fight today at the gas station submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 15:23:13 ago (+30/-1) (TellUpgoat)

I almost got into a fight today at the gas station
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 15:23:13 ago (+30/-1) (TellUpgoat)