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What is your stance on gnosticism?

submitted by MrNiggoriumsBixNoodEmporium to whatever 5 monthsDec 26, 2024 19:51:47 ago (+6/-1)     (whatever)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 5 monthsDec 26, 2024 20:10:10 ago (+6/-0)

I am bifurcated on the issue, which is why I am di-agnostic.

[ - ] TheodoreKent 3 points 5 monthsDec 26, 2024 20:38:14 ago (+3/-0)

Do you get paid to write jokes?

They aren't always the funniest, but you are exceptionally quick and consistent, and I think that is impressive.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 5 monthsDec 26, 2024 23:22:25 ago (+2/-0)

Haha, thanks. I wish. I chose the wrong profession, perhaps.

But I'm just a mid type funny guy, at best.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsDec 27, 2024 03:12:04 ago (+1/-0)

I like Italian food.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 5 monthsDec 27, 2024 03:13:07 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsDec 27, 2024 03:13:52 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks bro. You like gnocchi too?

[ - ] TheodoreKent 1 point 5 monthsDec 26, 2024 20:34:10 ago (+1/-0)

"Gnosticism" can mean a lot of different shit.

It would be faster to give you my opinion of Catholicism.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 5 monthsDec 27, 2024 00:42:07 ago (+0/-0)

It'sa sick and horrendous thing. It's manacheism brought back again by the jews.
You're supposed to hate the material world and hope to die as quick as possible. So pretty much what liberalism is today.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 5 monthsDec 26, 2024 21:41:38 ago (+0/-0)

It gets used to bad ends.

Baffle them with Bullshit
Criticism them to Compliance
for an Unreachable Utopia

Marxism, Climatism,

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 5 monthsDec 26, 2024 20:00:17 ago (+1/-1)

At least the gnostics don't like the old testament jew god and typically don't believe in jesus christ as a literal jewish rabbi. It's like trying to walk away from jew worship but still staying stuck in some of the trappings of it.

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 5 monthsDec 26, 2024 21:40:26 ago (+0/-1)

It's just as Jewish as all the other Abrahamic bullshit.

[ - ] MrNiggoriumsBixNoodEmporium [op] -1 points 5 monthsDec 26, 2024 21:46:11 ago (+0/-1)

so what do you suggest instead?

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 5 monthsDec 26, 2024 22:09:48 ago (+0/-0)

I suggest the Gods of your ancestors.

If the God of your ancestors is the same God as Abraham's God, then you go into the oven with Abraham's people.

[ - ] DitchPig -1 points 5 monthsDec 26, 2024 19:59:46 ago (+1/-2)

I find it best to stand on the snake's head.

Escape the hebrew matrix.

[ - ] oppressed -3 points 5 monthsDec 26, 2024 19:56:05 ago (+0/-3)

the standard protestant stance, that gnosticism is not true

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 5 monthsDec 26, 2024 21:15:59 ago (+0/-0)

Protties and catholics are the same to us Gnostics. You both worship the Demiurge.

[ - ] MrNiggoriumsBixNoodEmporium [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 26, 2024 21:37:02 ago (+0/-0)

what is your stance on hermeticism?

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 5 monthsDec 26, 2024 21:41:43 ago (+0/-0)

Vibration: "Nothing rests; everything moves; everything vibrates"
Polarity: "Everything is dual; everything has poles; everything has its pair of opposites"
Rhythm: "Everything flows, out and in; everything has its tides; all things rise and fall"
Cause and effect: "Every cause has its effect; every effect has its cause"
Gender: "Gender is in everything; everything has its masculine and feminine principles"

Pretty crazy how right he was. He even knew the existence of atoms and protons all the way back then!

[ - ] MrNiggoriumsBixNoodEmporium [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 26, 2024 21:45:54 ago (+0/-0)

yes, but what the hell is the actual doctrine besides scientific axioms?