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A *VERY* wagie Christmas

submitted by big_fat_dangus to wagies 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 19:42:21 ago (+18/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Love240 2 points 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 03:53:02 ago (+2/-0)

I actually did give my mom olive oil.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 00:11:50 ago (+2/-0)

That's funny. I always tell my wife that socks and underwear are a shitty gift but then my kids go and say they appreciate it. I thought I raised them better than that.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 03:25:37 ago (+1/-0)

5 years ago those were shitty gifts. Not anymore. Fucking boomers still living in 50s.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 20:37:47 ago (+2/-0)

The price of ribeyes, porterhouses and filet mignon has gone through the damn roof.

I can't live like this, Master_Joo send me some of that 1/4" rope!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 22:44:58 ago (+4/-0)

Work buddy gave me two 6oz bacon wrapped filet mignon medallions for the holiday. Gonna be eatin' steak and eggs for brekkie tomorrow. Suck on that poor people.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 03:19:50 ago (+0/-0)

Gifting meat for the holidays, definitely a fascist nazi!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 00:13:03 ago (+1/-0)

Go in with a few of your friends and buy a cow and slaughter it. We do it every year. You won't be without ever again and you save shitloads of money. and the fresh hamburger is 100X better than that nasty ass store bought shit.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 03:17:56 ago (+1/-0)

Go in with a few of your friends and buy a cow

Fuck them. Yeah I've been down this route and you just don't get enough steak. I'm not saying it didn't keep us in beef for almost a year but IT determined what we were having instead of me determining it.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 11:08:31 ago (+0/-0)

Buy a bigger cow. Not those skinny ones. lol

[ - ] Trope 1 point 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 01:38:23 ago (+1/-0)

Had a friend tell me him and wife decided not to do anything for Valentine’s Day because the need to save money.

They were both broke and fucking miserable trying to pinch Pennie’s.

I told him: Bro, buy your wife some fucking flowers.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 19:47:26 ago (+1/-0)

wholesome

[ - ] Version6 0 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 22:51:22 ago (+0/-0)

Should have had eggs on there.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 22:57:34 ago (+1/-0)

Its christmas Im not buying you a house over here ..eggs pshhh

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 19:46:35 ago (+0/-0)

duuude