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If it works for monkeys....

submitted by Crackinjokes to videos 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 09:32:26 ago (+20/-0)     (youtube.com)

https://youtube.com/shorts/ydnmtmfOPXo



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[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 18:48:52 ago (+1/-0)

$100 says they kill and eat the monkeys

[ - ] dassar 1 point 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 17:32:51 ago (+1/-0)

Are monkey's hides good for anything ?/.
not touching the meat but lots of third worlds do.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 16:22:15 ago (+1/-0)

They cannot do what they must, instead of taking the moral action they let the brutality of nature run its course not only for the monkeys but for the ecosystem they will surely decimate. Even fertilizer would be a more elegant solution.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 8 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 11:22:54 ago (+8/-0)

Instead of peanuts for bait we could use Crack rocks and ebt cards

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 5 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 11:33:03 ago (+5/-0)

Air Jordans. Nothing makes chimps go more wild than overpriced plastic sneakers.

[ - ] kammmmak 2 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 12:41:39 ago (+2/-0)

🤣

[ - ] localsal 1 point 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 10:31:12 ago (+1/-0)

What is more humane? Just euthanizing the monkeys or shipping them off to die of cannibalism or starvation?

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 1 point 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 10:37:33 ago (+1/-0)

I’m not sure if they’re training us to tolerate transportation or to hate the idea.

I mean… it’s pajeets. They shit in their streets. Of course they’re going to take a backwards approach to externalizing costs.

[ - ] Freespeechplease 3 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 09:53:48 ago (+3/-0)

I love a happy ending where they all go to the diserted island for a nice long vacation. I bet we could use this method in the United States too to clean up our thieving population of monkeys.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 1 point 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 10:29:19 ago (+1/-0)

Uncle moneybags over here has a free island lol.

Also… sounds emotional.

[ - ] puremadness 2 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 13:04:16 ago (+2/-0)

I mean, you tell them there is an island.
Coupla hours later, no one around to call you a liar.

Cages sink.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 2 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 14:58:10 ago (+2/-0)

Immersion ferry