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Wine Bottle Decoration

submitted by GrayDragon to Christmas 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 04:59:47 ago (+7/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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So I am going over a friend's house for Christmas tomorrow. I am going to give him and his wife a bottle of supposedly good wine (forcing him to open it for all). I am not a consoomerist, so I have no wrapping paper or bow or any of that stuff; thus, I put my own personal touch on it with an authentic seafaring knot for when mutiny arises. What do you think? Too classy?


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[ - ] Reawakened 3 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 05:09:38 ago (+3/-0)

That ornament belongs on a bottle of Night Train.

[ - ] Shitcreek 3 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 05:12:59 ago (+3/-0)

Night train is for amateurs, real hardened alcoholics prefer Thunderbird.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 4 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 05:31:36 ago (+4/-0)

And if they're all depressed like the news says everyone is this time of year they can use it for inspiration! Good on you knowing how to tie a hangmans! Now go use that skill on the first feral knee-grow you find!

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 1 point 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 05:38:46 ago (+3/-2)

I live in Philadelphia. You got any extra rope?

[ - ] Master_B 4 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 06:59:35 ago (+4/-0)

Philadelphia
Clears up a lot