That happened to my brother during his bachelor party. We were doing some grouper fishing in the Gulf, so in wasn't even that choppy. We're like three hours in to an eight hour day lol. I told him he shouldn't have had a mimosa for breakfast, but he didn't fuckin listen.
my patrol boat went out on a rescue mission. 82' boat. I had choked down an egg mcmuffin in like 30 seconds right before we pulled out.
15 ft seas. your hands would ache from hanging on. the whole crew was in the pilot house getting briefed by the Chief bosun mate.
the only time I ever threw up on a boat was that morning. I wasnt even seasick. the mcspew just decided to escape. I LEAN OVER THE PILOT HOUSE RAIL AND SPEW!
instantly 6 guys are jeering me "CONMAN YOU PUSSY!" yes. they called me conman. it was so rough out that the main deck was awash. my mcspew washing around.
I thought I'll show these fuckers who's a pussy! I slid down the ladder to the main deck and scrambled around picking up pieces of my egg mcmuffin. the crew watching me like WTF?
I looked them in the eyes and ATE THAT FUCKING MCMUFFIN AGAIN! every one of them except the Chief starting spewing! my finest hour in the Coast Guard!
the crew lays below and I'm in the pilot house with the Chief. he says "conman you sick fuck even I had to swallow after that!
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15 ft seas. your hands would ache from hanging on. the whole crew was in the pilot house getting briefed by the Chief bosun mate.
the only time I ever threw up on a boat was that morning. I wasnt even seasick. the mcspew just decided to escape. I LEAN OVER THE PILOT HOUSE RAIL AND SPEW!
instantly 6 guys are jeering me "CONMAN YOU PUSSY!" yes. they called me conman. it was so rough out that the main deck was awash. my mcspew washing around.
I thought I'll show these fuckers who's a pussy! I slid down the ladder to the main deck and scrambled around picking up pieces of my egg mcmuffin. the crew watching me like WTF?
I looked them in the eyes and ATE THAT FUCKING MCMUFFIN AGAIN! every one of them except the Chief starting spewing! my finest hour in the Coast Guard!
the crew lays below and I'm in the pilot house with the Chief. he says "conman you sick fuck even I had to swallow after that!
call me a pussy!
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