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Kosher Telephone Poles

submitted by SilentByAssociation to TheEternalJew 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 11:19:03 ago (+42/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/3w9z7e.mp4

If you didn't guess eruv, you haven't been hanging around here long enough.

Once again, the jews have used their tricks to comply with the "rules" in a sneaky manner.


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[ - ] WNwoman 17 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 12:51:18 ago (+17/-0)

Genius! So smart they can trick God.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 13:02:12 ago (+2/-0)

Well maybe they know what they are and how they are precived and if god choose them they are in the right to assume that he must be a retard.

[ - ] eongoat 2 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 16:28:12 ago (+2/-0)

I just have an image of God rolling his eyes after this jew explains this.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 19:13:11 ago (+0/-0)

'Adds another naughty mark in ledger'

[ - ] TheSimulacra 2 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 16:30:20 ago (+2/-0)

When your god is a dragon that often flies away to destroy people and eat cows, and cant see everything like santa can, and you are also a degenerate group of people, then yes, your whole life is based around tricking "god".

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 16:50:26 ago (+1/-0)

The Jewish-God is a Trickster-God.
Jesus marvels at his chosenite's tricks the same way a proud parent reacts when his kid figures out the "pull my finger" routine.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 17:07:52 ago (+1/-0)*

They think that up until the point they wake up in Hell. Remember kids, all jews from the moment of conception up until they die that jew will go to hell. That's why the kikes keep investing in medical fields to crack immortality. They see not dying is the ultimate cheat against god.

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 17:27:32 ago (+1/-0)

They are not tricking God you stupid shmucks! This is their relationship with their God that he is fine with. I bet you idiots also think they got the Messiah totally wrong and accidentally murdered the real one two thousand years ago.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 8 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 11:36:50 ago (+8/-0)

These demons are insufferable.

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 11:27:31 ago (+6/-0)

im a little more stuck on the whole "considered a private domain" part than I am about it being some peekaboo game with god.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation [op] 4 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 11:36:54 ago (+4/-0)

Don't mind that part, goy. (((Semantics.)))

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 16:53:00 ago (+1/-0)

I'm more concerned with "Why is it unacceptable to genocide these people? and who is protecting them?"

[ - ] HeavyBrain 4 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 13:01:03 ago (+4/-0)

Here are a bunch of rules we dont have to follow, but if you point it out we sue your ass.

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 11:50:54 ago (+4/-0)

Cut the string and enjoy the show.

Been telling bigguyfromqueens this for a while now.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 4 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 13:00:29 ago (+4/-0)

That’s probably a hate crime in New Yiddish city.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 13:16:25 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like this jew is saying there's not even a connected string or line anymore. It used to be that the enclosing line had to be connected and unbroken.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 19:07:21 ago (+2/-0)

"Gray PVC pipes"
Cheap bastards wouldn't even pay for something nice or custom made. Just the cheapest shit they could find. Probably ordered it in bulk from the factory so they wouldn't have to pay a markup from a dealer.

[ - ] Anotherone 0 points 5 monthsDec 24, 2024 02:04:14 ago (+0/-0)

It was done because it is not as noticeable and antisemitic types wouldn't fuck up their bullshit.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 16:54:02 ago (+1/-0)

It's almost as if it's all bullshit.

[ - ] duke_cannon 3 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 12:21:58 ago (+4/-1)

Hurray we fooled God!
Such a despicable people

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 17:28:54 ago (+0/-0)

Not fooling God. They don’t worship the same God as you.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 15:43:24 ago (+2/-0)

"It's a hack — well, it's not a hack, it's jewish law"

🤔

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 13:21:13 ago (+2/-0)

This fucking yid isn't even doing their own twisted rules properly. The eruv is the wire/string/whatever that goes between poles and creates an "enclosure." The conduit running up and down the poles is just the "lechi," which demarcates the eruv above.

So he's not even checking to make sure the eruv is intact. He's just making sure the appearance of an eruv is intact, because actually confirming the continuity of the string would be "work" and we can't have that, can we?

This jew is showing how he half-asses everything AND giving an explicit admission that he doesn't follow the rules of the road (because goy rules don't count, obviously).

On a slight tangent, I find it hilarious and infuriating how much they go into turbo autism about the letter of a law, while completely ignoring the spirit of said law. "Keep holy the Sabbath" was meant to say "Hey, take one day out of your week to sit back, reflect, and pray." Then the yids turned that into some sort of twisted game where you're not "allowed" to do anything unless you follow this incredibly neurotic set of "rules" that "allow" you to do whatever you want, because "wE fOoLeD GoD!"

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 17:52:18 ago (+1/-0)

So he's not even checking to make sure the eruv is intact

they have a shabbos goy for that

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 2 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 12:59:12 ago (+2/-0)

The day of rest is for lazy pieces of shit.

There is no such thing as a day off when you have a family to take care.

[ - ] Spitsmonsters 2 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 12:29:45 ago (+2/-0)

They did the same shit in Venice Beach with plastic fishing line that snagged sea birds. They could give 2 fucks about what anyone else thinks. It’s infuriating

[ - ] Anotherone 1 point 5 monthsDec 24, 2024 02:03:14 ago (+1/-0)

So on their lazy day they are unarmed is what he is saying?

[ - ] SilentByAssociation [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 24, 2024 10:36:40 ago (+0/-0)

It seems to me that's what he's saying. Friday sundown to Saturday sundown.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 18:15:52 ago (+1/-0)

Jews will even try to cheat their god proving that;

- They are the personification of evil demons fighting the very god they say they worship

- Their god is so stupid and weak as to be cheated by kikey jews

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 1 point 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 16:07:27 ago (+1/-0)

Jewish fairy tales are fucking retarded.

[ - ] yoooooooosh 1 point 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 12:36:30 ago (+1/-0)

ive known about the eruv business but i just learned from this that the yid word for synagogue is school. how interesting

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 12:14:09 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 0 points 5 monthsDec 24, 2024 06:10:14 ago (+0/-0)

A hack to cheat your God. What a bunch of fuckups.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 20:26:56 ago (+0/-0)

This one is among just a handful you need to show someone who hasn't learned about the jews yet.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 19:41:05 ago (+0/-0)

'A joo and it's fairy tales are soon retarded.'

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 18:40:14 ago (+0/-0)

God BTFO by the kikes...AGAIN!!

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 16:48:15 ago (+1/-2)

Imagine worshipping a God who chose these people and not you.

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 17:30:51 ago (+2/-1)

Christ came directly to the Demiurge’s people to rebuke them. That’s why the jews had him murdered.