lol - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

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submitted by Trope to Christianity 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 01:06:02 ago (+28/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] iSnark 6 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 01:15:29 ago (+6/-0)

This was funny!

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 5 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 02:27:40 ago (+5/-0)

took me a moment but i like it

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 08:00:19 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 11:45:56 ago (+2/-0)*

so true story right i was sitting there praying one day and pondering my pitiful existance and god himself right no word of a lie god himself sits down next to me and says 'three questions, whaddya want cunt'

im like, bro, how long is a million years?
hes all like, bro, a million years to you is a second to me.
im like, bro, how much is a million dollars?
hes all like, bro, a million dollars to you is a cent to me.
im all like, bro, can i have a cent?
hes all like, bro, gimme a sec.

then hes gone and im all like... well thats a bit fuckin tight. least he could do is sort out me smoke tab at the bottle o

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 13:29:05 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] Trope

[ - ] Trope [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 16:26:15 ago (+0/-0)

Sharing this one with my Christian friend who works for his father’s church.

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 23:52:50 ago (+0/-0)

you might have to explain the bottle o thing.

and some of the more... orthodox... might want to kick my balls in but i figure jesus wouldnt mind a good laugh.

fuck me, if jesus was a bogan... AY JEZZA YA TIGHT CUNT CHOP US OUT WITH A COUPLA GOON BAGS WOULD YA?

FUCK ORF OR ILL TELL YA MUM YOUVE BEEN WEARING HER KNICKERS WHEN YOU GET HOME FROM SCHOOL EARLY YA FLOG.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 3 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 04:34:08 ago (+3/-0)

Glass the jew sharia.

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 11:43:09 ago (+2/-0)

Scuse me, while i kiss this guy.

[ + ] Puller_of_Noses

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 5 monthsDec 23, 2024 12:07:28 ago (+1/-0)

"give up the goats"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV5hkndsvr4

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 5 monthsDec 24, 2024 00:48:39 ago (+1/-0)

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THAT WAS "THIS IS AN AD, REALLY BIG AD"

Now i know the truth.

They gave me go-no-rrhea

[ + ] Sleazy