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Andre the Giant, the Greatest Drunk on Earth by Richard English

submitted by MartinTimothy to TellUpgoat 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 22:26:19 ago (+13/-1)     (drunkard.com)

https://drunkard.com/10_06_andre_giant/#:~:text=These%20were%20standard%2012%2Dounce,Andre%20drank%20119%20of%20them.

In the 1970s, Andre was holding court at a beach-front bar in the Carolinas, boozing it up with fellow wrestlers Blackjack Mulligan, Dick Murdoch, and the inimitable Ric Flair. They’d been drinking with gusto for hours when Flair goaded Mulligan and Murdoch into some slap-boxing with Andre, who had poured over 60 beers down his gullet. One of the two “accidentally” sucker-punched Andre. The Giant became enraged, grabbed both Mulligan (6’5”, 250 lbs.) and Murdoch (6’3”, 240 lbs.) and dragged them into the ocean, one in each hand, where he proceeded to hold them under water. Flair intervened, and Andre released the men, assuring them he was only playing around. Murdoch and Mulligan, who had nearly drowned, weren’t so sure, but neither messed with Andre the Giant again. RE.


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[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 23:53:10 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks for posting.
A good read, and it stirred up some old memories.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 4 monthsDec 23, 2024 00:44:49 ago (+1/-0)

Don't ever fuck with a MF who shits in the bathtub.

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 4 monthsDec 23, 2024 04:54:10 ago (+1/-0)

Is this the same bar where the other wrestler cracked open brand new gallon-size bottle of booze, chugged the entire bottle at once, then passed out on a picnic table?

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 4 monthsDec 23, 2024 05:54:21 ago (+1/-0)

What a cool story.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 4 monthsDec 23, 2024 04:17:11 ago (+0/-0)

theres a story about someone picking up andre from an airport and taking him to a movie shoot or some shit, they had given him a slab of beer to keep him quiet, half way through the drive the dude has already finished the lot off and needed to stop for a piss