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[ - ] bobdole9 11 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 09:58:03 ago (+11/-0)

My favorite is when RAID was sprayed on the rotisserie chicken.

In a just world, we'd send a bullet and be done with the garbage.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 9 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 11:01:56 ago (+9/-0)

Yup. Or hanged from the nearest tree. Especially this case. Nigger did it, filmed it, was proud about it and posted it online. There is absolutely zero doubt he is the guy. Straight to the hanging upon capture.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 11:17:42 ago (+3/-0)

I'm lazy...I don't want to strain my back taking out trash.

Would rather burn the pile...adds a bit of efficiency.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 4 monthsDec 23, 2024 01:40:57 ago (+1/-0)

Ideally in the stomach.

[ - ] Gowithit 9 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 08:47:13 ago (+9/-0)

no kidding
https://files.catbox.moe/bhfa0l.jpg

kid bought this yesterday without checking opened it this morning and saw this.

You shouldnt have to check its ridiculous this is why things get locked up i dont even know if i have to eat the cost or if theyll do an exchange.

that could be a tounge print for all i know.

[ - ] Sector2 5 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 09:03:34 ago (+5/-0)

Gross. Could be from several body parts. Hope that's not from one of your primary food sources.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 10:10:33 ago (+2/-0)

Pretty sure we can rule out elbow.

Primary food source indeed. For fun find the 60 ct box of eggs on walmarts website and skim through the reviews. Its funny seeing customers ask the store to lower prices so they can buy them. Even though they say the eggs aren't the best "could you please lower the price?"

its like when there was some movement a few months ago for kellogs and the rest of those companies to lower prices and the internet exclaimed "we won!" when kellogs did (apparently, idk). but what did they win? The chance to buy more dog food? YAY them!

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 10:23:50 ago (+3/-0)

but what did they win?

CHEAP GOYSLOP WOO!!!

(Sponsored by the Kelce and Watt family)

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz [op] 3 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 09:17:19 ago (+3/-0)

i have walmart plus and from now on i'll be checking the stuff i buy regularly. its just disgusting to see a product that has been tampered with

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 09:56:46 ago (+2/-0)

Michigan is just as shitholey.

Having everything locked up to disencourage nigger "customers" isn't the worst thing.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 10:13:37 ago (+2/-0)

Good luck finding anyone to open it for you.

Those "nigger customers" were a helpful tool in pushing the whole buy online and killing your store movement.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 10:22:13 ago (+2/-0)

California had stupid little call buttons and staff every few aisles.

It sucked, but knew niggers weren't fucking with any of it.

Did the Walmart your kid went to recently reduce its "self checkout" options?

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 10:26:05 ago (+1/-0)

I haven't noticed a difference in self checkout stations. Matter of fact now that i'm thinking about they don't have that lane where you use the app to check out anymore. Is that what you mean?

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 11:16:27 ago (+2/-0)

Yup!

Walmart announced about a year ago they were taking self-checkout options out of stores (express and regular DIY).

Conveniently, where cultural enrichment has not taken place, the self checkouts stayed.

Do you have a door greeter to check your receipt on the way out?

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 14:47:45 ago (+1/-0)

There are a few Walmarts in my area. One is the whiter area and has mostly self checkout lanes. But the others removed all except for 6 in one lane (3 on one side and 3 on the other) and there is a fat nigger armed security guard there.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 11:10:07 ago (+1/-0)

Wai yoo stoppin uhh uhh nigga?! Aeyz dun cheyckt muh growcurriez wiff duhhhhh app nigga!!

Sir that's the tiktok app not the Walmart app.

Sur! Nigga hoo yoo cawlin sur! Aymuh MA'AM honky ass cracka nigggaaaa!

My apologies please put back those items as you've tried to pay for them with a chinese psyop app.

Wuh chyneeses psy wut nigga?! Diss Foo be truppin frfr 💯 aym jess treynah git mah boost err uhh umm shawpawn eeen hoooowytee dun ohpreshunz meh uhhhgeeeein!

::local police show up and arrest employee trying to stop the noglifter::

[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 11:29:08 ago (+0/-0)

Just steal it if they fuck you over.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 12:00:53 ago (+0/-0)

Your writing needs work.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 6 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 10:02:50 ago (+6/-0)

'Ah wuz juss habbin fun, iss a PRANK, nigga!'

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 11:14:07 ago (+1/-0)

Hoooowytee mayde meh doowit efff ayz wuzzent ohpreshunz bai hoooowytee awl duhhhhh tynez ayd beeyuh dawktuh oar uhh uhhhh boewink pylit gnome seyin?!

[ - ] con77 0 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 12:13:22 ago (+0/-0)

I felt my I q, get lowered, trying to read that

[ - ] con77 0 points 4 monthsDec 23, 2024 08:01:38 ago (+0/-0)

Pylit!

[ - ] JoesLegHair 5 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 10:24:46 ago (+5/-0)

They should figure how many people could have likely consumed that food and charge him with attempted murder times that number.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 12:02:16 ago (+0/-0)

Considering they got Mackey on some shit that was unproven but COULD have happened, damn right.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 3 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 11:43:20 ago (+3/-0)

"Prankster"
"Teen"

Always they downplay the heinous nature of the subhuman nigger's violent and/or hateful acts.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 11:03:42 ago (+3/-0)

Isn't most of the produce in America sprayed with some type of kosher pesticide anyway?

[ - ] ModernGuilt 0 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 12:09:28 ago (+0/-0)

This is kinda true

[ - ] Scyber 1 point 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 19:25:25 ago (+1/-0)

Automatic death penalty via bug spray in an air tight chamber. Let's bring gassing back!

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 14:38:10 ago (+1/-0)

Several comments are saying the nigger should have been charged with terrorism. If he were a white guy that is exactly what would have happened.

[ - ] NegaroNegaroNeeegaro 0 points 4 monthsDec 23, 2024 07:50:54 ago (+0/-0)

i hate these videos saying one thing, and instead it is some fag talking about it

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 0 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 20:42:50 ago (+0/-0)

Bring back the draino pod challenges.

[ - ] con77 0 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 12:14:10 ago (+0/-0)

Good old fashioned slave whipping

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 12:07:30 ago (+0/-0)

This another one of those cases where technically they did it, but they didn't film themselves then buying the item afterwards? And then they go to jail or whatever when the only "crime" they did was their video went viral making it seem that they did the thing when basically they didn't?

[ - ] registereduser -1 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 10:05:58 ago (+0/-1)

I have never been arrested for touching Kroger produce with shit stained hands.

ProTip, never advertise these activities on the internet.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 11:14:57 ago (+0/-0)

Gattah git dem lyyyykz nigggaaaa!!