Merry Solstice Goats! Today is the day the Northern Hemisphere of the Flat Earf is tilted farthest away from the Sun. Don't fall off. Especially if it's icy. - Upgoat

Merry Solstice Goats! Today is the day the Northern Hemisphere of the Flat Earf is tilted farthest away from the Sun. Don't fall off. Especially if it's icy.
submitted by Master_Foo to PaganFarmRemembers 5 monthsDec 21, 2024 06:49:21 ago (+10/-3) (PaganFarmRemembers)

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[ - ] inaminit 2 points 5 monthsDec 21, 2024 10:38:31 ago (+2/-0)

First day of Yule and Mother's night feast... During Yule the door is always open, Y'all come and beware Krampus.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 5 monthsDec 22, 2024 17:50:57 ago (+0/-0)

Dangit. Why do I have to be in the round earth club with this guy

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 22, 2024 18:04:17 ago (+0/-0)

We agree on everything.
You just don't know it yet.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 5 monthsDec 22, 2024 17:50:12 ago (+0/-0)

Dangit. Why do I have to be in the round earth club with this guy

[ - ] registereduser 1 point 5 monthsDec 21, 2024 08:56:40 ago (+1/-0)

Is it today though?

I saw Randall Carlson or someone saying a while back that they often, or maybe always tell you the wrong day in the mainstream.

IDK.

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 2 points 5 monthsDec 21, 2024 13:41:08 ago (+2/-0)

Solstice is technically an instant in time, not a whole day.
But the day itself is the day with the shortest daylight overall, so sometimes that instant in time happens on Dec, 22.

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 5 monthsDec 22, 2024 01:10:52 ago (+0/-0)

Easy there,Foo; you're going to confuse them.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 5 monthsDec 21, 2024 22:01:48 ago (+0/-0)

guise the erf is flat send $400 to muh po box!

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 5 monthsDec 21, 2024 14:14:22 ago (+0/-0)

Imagine believing the sun is bigger than the Earth and that its 93,000,000 miles away.

Oh wait, thats exactly what the jews have programmed into mainstream NPCs

[ + ] Doglegwarrior

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 5 monthsDec 21, 2024 18:35:31 ago (+1/-0)

The statistical impossibility of the sun being that far and the moon being just the right distance to be the same size in the sky as the moon and for them to cross and cancel each other out is

WELL ITS STASTITICALLY IMPOSSIBLE

it's just not possible. They are the same size and the same distance and they create energy like a battery or something it's the electrical universe not this stupid shit where gravity from the moon can move trillions of gallons of water but we can't measure it and it's fucking super far away. The trust thebscience jew explanation is a way to remove God and let atheism gain ground we are on a spinning ball going no were into nothingness forever.

Or if God us around we are the center of the universe he created

[ - ] Zylazineinmypants 0 points 5 monthsDec 21, 2024 12:20:52 ago (+0/-0)

Check the 'mergincy brake on yore cor, bro.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 -2 points 5 monthsDec 21, 2024 08:43:00 ago (+0/-2)

yay, solstice. a wonderful time when pagans flock to stonehenge to have an orgy with goats, just like their hero drag queen thor.

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Merry Solstice Goats! Today is the day the Northern Hemisphere of the Flat Earf is tilted farthest away from the Sun. Don't fall off. Especially if it's icy. submitted by Master_Foo to PaganFarmRemembers 5 monthsDec 21, 2024 06:49:21 ago (+10/-3) (PaganFarmRemembers)

Merry Solstice Goats! Today is the day the Northern Hemisphere of the Flat Earf is tilted farthest away from the Sun. Don't fall off. Especially if it's icy.
submitted by Master_Foo to PaganFarmRemembers 5 monthsDec 21, 2024 06:49:21 ago (+10/-3) (PaganFarmRemembers)