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In order to preserve my sense of Peace and Tranquility on this forum, I had to spank @Love240 and stick his ass in Timeout!

submitted by iSnark to Retarded 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 17:13:20 ago (+4/-3)     (Retarded)

He's a petulant little child! He carries a chip on his feeble little shoulders the size of a full grown Sequoia tree. There is no reasoning with him! He is a Prototypical Gen Z pain in the ass!

He just wants to sit in his diaper and cry! I'm not having it! I've raised kids, I'm not about to raise that boys dumb ass! I've tried to be adult about this, but, I'd just as soon take his candy-ass to the woodshed, than listen to his childish drivel anymore!

I wish him well, but I don't see much chance of success for him in this life! He's one of those delicate little princesses that grossly overestimates his intelligence! He'd do well to shut his mouth, and start learning, before he endeavors to woo us with anymore of his brilliant ignorance!


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[ - ] Love240 0 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 17:14:30 ago (+1/-1)

Your weird fantasies are becoming more unhinged.

Repent of your rebellion against God and accept the gift of salvation by faith in Jesus Christ alone.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 17:24:04 ago (+0/-0)

Or… cast out?

[ - ] Love240 0 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 17:29:10 ago (+0/-0)

Or burn.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 17:32:52 ago (+0/-0)

Let’s see how many times it’s in the book!

How would you want me to search that? “Burn enemy”?

Edit: psalm 97:3 is pretty close. Now we just need 100+ more references to burning enemies to be on par with “cast out”. Nice work!

Where else is enemy burning in the big book?

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 19:00:42 ago (+0/-0)

Remember that rust is a form of 'burning'.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 19:03:12 ago (+0/-0)

Matthew 6:19, matthew 6:20 and james 5:3

96 more to go! Woot woot!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 19:44:55 ago (+0/-0)

He’s right you’re an asshole.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 20:18:09 ago (+0/-0)

Don't worry Faggot240, I'm coming to bust you out!