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The internet is almost a poison.

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 07:01:29 ago (+28/-0)     (whatever)

I get that it’s useful, but when it comes to pleasure, no not only porn you perverts(send me your nudes) but anything. Any movie any song. Any photo. Any book. You wanna order something? You wanna learn something. Anything you want in the world, no effort required. Plugging in feels like some weird version of mental heroin. Here I am on upgoat for no reason cause I’m a junkie. I think we’re slowly turning into some new thing, some robot ai thing. I’m fucked up right now but it’s possible to never leave your home. You can get anything you can work. You can order whores food drugs hell you can order a wife. You can live in a box right now if you want to.


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[ - ] Gigglestick 0 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 17:42:41 ago (+0/-0)

We told you to stop doing meth bro

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 17:41:56 ago (+1/-0)

Anyway, yes. I refused to get a smart phone for years. Now I'm a zombie like everybody else

[ - ] TheSimulacra 1 point 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 14:40:16 ago (+1/-0)

The internet is like a well, full of life giving goodness.
Easily poisoned by the jew.

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 14:00:24 ago (+0/-0)

Your problem is you keep using it to ask guys for dick pics. Stop that shit and things get way better almost immediately.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 13:18:28 ago (+0/-0)

^
(wait till this nigger hears about the 1896 Sears Catalogue)

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 12:54:35 ago (+0/-0)

The internet has turned us all into a very manipulated populace.

Even me, I know what it's done to me and I don't care. Most people probably don't even realize it.

[ - ] Freespeechplease 0 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 12:46:23 ago (+0/-0)

Dead internet theory is definitely becoming more real. The Internet content is basically unenjoyable at this point. Pointless worthless mind numbing content on YouTube etc, stupid topics like "I cought a fish" I built some junk" I fixed a TV and you will never guess what happened" "my car's broke and I won't tell you why for 20 minutes and let's thank our sponsor" "go to my patron for the reason my car was broken after watching for 20 minutes and give me money"

The Internet sucks now. Also it was better before the Jews got online.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 00:15:01 ago (+1/-0)

I agree. I have a more detailed review so subscribe to hear the rest!

[ - ] MelGlibson 0 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 12:25:05 ago (+0/-0)

Anything except virtue can be. A hammer can build a house or kill someone for there shoes. Pictures can capture art and beautiful things or a trap of lust and a sinking degenerative pit. It's just a tool like so many others, it just matters how you use it.

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 11:08:47 ago (+0/-0)

Everything in moderation.
Having the world at my fingertips is priceless.
I would not want to go back to a time where I had to rely on learning from word of mouth or published sources only.
Do you remember as a child your parents telling you to look something up in an encyclopedia if they didn't know the answer? Yuck.
"What year did that album come out?" "Who is that actor.." and millions of other stupid and useful questions answered as soon as you can ask it.
It's always been up to the user to be a discerning viewer and to have self-control.

[ - ] NeonGreen 0 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 10:21:20 ago (+0/-0)

It was so much better before everyone could get on with a device in there hands. I struggle to say it was pure but it was better.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 09:56:05 ago (+0/-0)

Where us this ordering a wife thing? And can she be white and of child bearing age?

[ - ] Stonkmar 4 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 09:54:58 ago (+4/-0)

I've learned a lot and grew as a person because of the internet; but yeah, there's a lot of waste in there as well.

[ - ] anrach 0 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 09:53:23 ago (+0/-0)

box life best life

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 09:35:12 ago (+0/-0)

I just joined X if anyone wants to link up over there

[ - ] Master_B 0 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 18:06:37 ago (+0/-0)

Forgot my password there..

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 18:11:08 ago (+1/-0)

Hey, you showed up out of nowhere when I posted that esoteric baseball art piece. How are you

[ - ] Master_B 0 points 4 monthsDec 21, 2024 00:25:15 ago (+0/-0)

Hanging in here, I guess.
My username on twitter is bstream6. I'm not exactly doing more social media, so I might not be very active. Twitter is quite consuming.

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 08:56:41 ago (+3/-0)

Being able to easily listen to and discover music is priceless.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 13:20:27 ago (+0/-0)

^
(wait till this nigger discovers making music)

[ - ] Razzoriel 5 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 08:51:10 ago (+5/-0)

I can access forbidden knowledge of the Catholic saints to further learn why medieval people were antissemites.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 08:45:50 ago (+1/-0)

which forum sliding tactic is this?

it's one of the classic ones, I can't quite put my finger on the kike name for it cause im drunk and my woman is sucking my cock as i type

never mind

forum slide

waste of time

hide the lie

oh yah

[ - ] ProudRebel 2 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 08:42:22 ago (+2/-0)

Merry Christmas @GreenSaint https://files.catbox.moe/7yzquf.jpg

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2024 22:41:48 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks honey buns. Merry Christmas to you too

[ - ] con77 3 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 08:21:45 ago (+3/-0)

Hey, I can watch the kardashians on my phone!

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 08:30:49 ago (+1/-0)

With this little magic square in my pocket, I can start a charity, I can steal banking information and destroys somebody’s retirement. I can send heart felt words to ny friends, I can have somebody killed. The internet used to be a thing, there was “real
Life” and “the internet” there’s no difference now. We just need to plug in a little further….just a couple more steps.

[ - ] con77 0 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 23:42:46 ago (+0/-0)

"It accepts the chip implant or it cannot buy food"

2050

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 10 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 08:14:38 ago (+10/-0)

Something similar happened with the introduction of television. You have to learn to use it with moderation.

[ - ] Pasty 2 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 11:40:07 ago (+2/-0)

The thing is with the internet compared to television is that this is an interactive medium. I'm almost convinced that stuff like dementia and Alzheimer's are caused by the entire generations of boomers strapped to the boxes.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 14:43:56 ago (+1/-0)

TV, the internet, booze, drugs, video games, gambling, porn, goy slop— all these things were engineered to addict us. The portion of our population that become dysfunctional and unproductive as a result of these products keeps growing and it causes us all to suffer because of a loss of productivity. This is not about free will. We are animals. We are predisposed to certain behaviors. We must eliminate the profit incentive for corporations to addict humans.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 12 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 08:06:05 ago (+12/-0)

Without the internet I'd have to go outside my room to demand that mom bring me my chicken tendies. (((hugs My Little Pony at the terrorizing thought))))

[ - ] con77 3 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 08:22:18 ago (+3/-0)

Da horra

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 08:06:00 ago (+3/-2)

ONLY REAL NIGGUHS DESERVE THE INTERNET CUZ WE INVENTED IT N BUILT THIS COUNTRY.

[ - ] con77 3 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 08:20:27 ago (+3/-0)

An de peermids

[ - ] con77 1 point 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 08:33:27 ago (+1/-0)

Have you seen the back lobby crack zombie lately?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens -1 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 10:26:18 ago (+1/-2)

Nah. That was a job I had for like a year. I haven’t worked there in a little over a year.

[ - ] con77 0 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 23:40:19 ago (+0/-0)

Perfect chance to go back and squirt it with lighter fluid

[ - ] DivineLight2 5 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 07:43:43 ago (+5/-0)

I'd probably work more without my phone + internet. And that prospect is awful.

So there's benefits. Plus I get to see the retarded shit you faggots come out with.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 21, 2024 23:45:25 ago (+0/-0)

Yoo r retarded

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 07:29:25 ago (+3/-2)

almost?

shut it down for a decade. people need to learn to live without it for a while.

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 09:08:55 ago (+3/-0)

People can learn via the Internet.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 2 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 07:56:26 ago (+2/-0)

it will happen eventually in the next carrington event. its all a matter of time

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 08:38:23 ago (+2/-0)

We were missed by one recently, nine days I think.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 09:01:29 ago (+0/-0)

yup

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 5 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 07:25:24 ago (+5/-0)

I use Voat when resting my arms, hands and fingers. I’m in training for the big Dr.Mario championship happening soon.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 3 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 07:40:52 ago (+3/-0)

Did you read my song you fuck head?

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 3 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 10:35:06 ago (+3/-0)

You did not send it , ding dong

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 3 points 4 monthsDec 21, 2024 00:00:45 ago (+3/-0)

Honey buns oh honey buns I’d like to see your nudes please. Honey buns oh honey buns hurry before New Year’s Eve. The year is almost over now, yet i still have nothing from you pal. Honey buns oh honey buns send me all your nudes please.

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 09:07:19 ago (+3/-0)

Dr Mario fuck that's old.

[ - ] x0x7 6 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 07:24:52 ago (+6/-0)

It's probably less so than alcohol. Yet people still do that.

[ - ] Rawrination 4 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 07:04:32 ago (+4/-0)

The comfort trap is real.

signed Fellow Internet Junkie.

Sometimes I wonder if the weird luddite sect that said tech was evil had some truth.

We're here though so might as well use the enemies so helpfully provided system against them while we can.

[ - ] Master_B 6 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 07:24:07 ago (+7/-1)

weird luddite sect that said tech was evil had some truth.

They are 100% correct and redpilled.
Kurzweil (google), Kelly (wired) and many more admitted that uncle Ted (K, not fucking nugent) was on the money with his writings.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 07:30:47 ago (+3/-1)

i can think of three different big sci fi franchises that all have major plotlines or lore to do with rebellion and bans against ai. actually four, forgot terminator but it wasnt what i was thinking of.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 14:45:51 ago (+2/-0)

Butlerian jihad when?!

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 15:51:20 ago (+1/-0)

You rang?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks -1 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 22:53:02 ago (+0/-1)

Ive used the exact same line many times over the last couple of years.