Bitch keeps bumping into the guy in front of her. He's not having it. - Upgoat

The only real reason to kill strangers if ….well there’s lots of reasons, but cat ownership would be the number one reason. Egyptians worshipped cats and they’re all dead. Did you know if you die at home alone with a dog it will wait till it is starving to eat you, sometimes even then it won’t. Cats on the other hand will tear into you with food still in their bowl. No loyalty. Fucking pyramids and they worshipped cats. Bunch of fucking homos. Hey though if you get a minute shoot over your nudes.

[ + ] SirNiggsalot

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 7 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 03:55:30 ago (+7/-0)

Oy Vey , again vitt da katz

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted -1 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 12:54:11 ago (+0/-1)

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[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 00:33:31 ago (+3/-0)

AWWWW SHOW ME WEW MY WIDDWE TIDDWES TOUCHED YOU

did you touch de widdwe niggewfaggot tiddwes... did you? did you? youw a nowdy widdle boyyeshooaaa- .... um.

oh yeah there it is. i dont blame you. that was cancer.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 00:39:14 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] GreenSaint

[ - ] GreenSaint -3 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 00:41:07 ago (+3/-6)

Cats have no loyalty and spread diseases. There’s millions of videos of cats clawing their mentally ill owners right in the face and their tears mix with blood as it runs down their cheek and they tell themselves this shitty little animal loves them. Makes me sick. We will free their minds when I finally take my seat on the global stage.

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 00:44:19 ago (+4/-1)

holy shit that got dark quickly... i guess i know what im not buying you for christmas.

[ + ] GreenSaint

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 00:49:08 ago (+3/-3)

Go to the shelter and get me a box of kittens. Iv said it before but maybe you havent heard it. My plan is to start rounding up the cats. We make some agreement with China. Hey you quit being cunts we will give you all the cats for free. They eat cats so we give them free food and we don’t have to watch out for the chi-knee. Full proof plan

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy 6 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 01:20:47 ago (+6/-0)

cats kill vermin

farmers keep them in the barn for a reason

[ + ] GreenSaint

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 02:48:32 ago (+2/-2)

I want to strap tannerite to a cat. Idk how to spell it. Tanerite tannennenrnnerrnrriruyght

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy 4 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 03:20:37 ago (+4/-0)

what did the cat do to you?

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 4 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 06:46:49 ago (+5/-1)

mang i was just having a laugh i didnt expect to trigger a zoosadist.

[ + ] SirNiggsalot

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 3 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 03:58:09 ago (+3/-0)

Killing strangers for fun is OK, but only a savage ( randy rip ) would bash a woman over the head with their cart while in line at big box retailer

[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens -1 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 06:35:45 ago (+1/-2)

She was a fucking cunt retard with the self-awareness of a solipstic Jew. She just kept yammering on her phone and pushing the cart forward. She was probably a Jew. Jewess behavior.

[ + ] jerkofalltrades

[ - ] jerkofalltrades 2 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 03:57:11 ago (+2/-0)

This... might be the most coherent take of yours I ve ever seen. I hope one day you get those newdz.

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 00:32:23 ago (+3/-1)

if its anything like what happens at coles when youre unlucky enough to be standing in front of an impatient old greek or italian cunt and been smashed repeatedly in the back of the shins (body checked by the fat bitch twice last time this happened to me... shame the second can of drink id just picked up pierced in her direction) this is how i wish i could react.

id rather the person not die from it but the whole 'fuck you hulk smash' is exactly how you want to react.

[ + ] LookFat

[ - ] LookFat 1 point 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 09:15:43 ago (+1/-0)

That wouldn't kill even a faggot, she fine and didn't learn a thing.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 8 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 23:37:17 ago (+8/-0)

Last I checked, turnabout is fair play.

[ - ] Wolfspider 6 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 03:08:38 ago (+6/-0)

Bitch bumps his cart again right before he gets her. Yeah, she got what was deserved.

[ + ] SirNiggsalot

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 16:07:23 ago (+2/-0)

Idk , I only saw her tap him once, but I was tired after 10 hours of work and 2 shots of Skrewball, I'll have to rewatch I guess

[ - ] 3Whuurs 5 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 23:36:27 ago (+5/-0)

100% justified.

[ - ] Peleg 5 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 23:22:44 ago (+5/-0)

Looked very satisfying.

[ - ] Shitcreek 5 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 22:49:36 ago (+5/-0)

Entertaining, but the resulting felony probably sucked for the guy.

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds 5 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 01:24:31 ago (+5/-0)

It's only illegal if you get caught

[ + ] Shitcreek

[ - ] Shitcreek 2 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 07:25:33 ago (+2/-0)

That guy's first mistake was not noticing the security cameras.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 00:52:21 ago (+5/-1)

I thought he was gonna push the buggy behind her and do it to her. That would've been funny. Instead, he resorted to subhuman behavior. Hopefully her husband and all the other men in her family tracked him down

[ + ] ButtToucha9000

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 3 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 03:50:55 ago (+3/-0)

Fuck her. YEET!

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 4 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 00:24:33 ago (+4/-0)

If he was white and she was anything minority gay what ever woke liberal shit that is oppressed it would be assault with a deadly weapon or attempted murder..

But it's a white woman they will probably give him an award for fighting white racist oppression

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 23:23:21 ago (+4/-0)

Some WWF shit!

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 3 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 03:47:46 ago (+3/-0)

I've watched thise 109 times 110 times 11 times 112 times

[ - ] o0shad0o 2 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 13:38:51 ago (+2/-0)

... Was she videoing herself bumping her cart into the guy?

... I want to see that video.

[ - ] Bonlio99 2 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 12:24:16 ago (+2/-0)

Someone needed to do it

[ - ] rabidR04CH 2 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 11:32:56 ago (+2/-0)

Looks to me like the whore got what she deserved.

[ - ] Kozel 3 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 00:11:31 ago (+3/-0)

Some arab looking fuck did something similar to me at a grocery checkout.

He just kept inching his cart up until its in front of the payment terminal and I'm trying to pay reaching over. Then I get mad. I look at this fucker and I ask him why the fuck he pushed his cart all the way up here. What the fuck his problem is. Why he can't just give me my fucking space to do my transaction but just keeps on pushing pushing where the fuck are you trying to go? Dude ended up putting his cart sideways after I was done.

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds 3 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 01:26:15 ago (+3/-0)

Had some bitch put her cart right on my ass once. I didn't know she was back there and I just took a slight step back because you kinda shuffle when waiting, and I almost fucking fell because it was the perfect spot to hit my foot.

I just said what the fuck super loud.

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 00:41:47 ago (+3/-1)

i had a fat greek bitch and her husband. they had parked their trolley in one aisle next to a checkout person trying to get their attention repeatedly, while emptying it across to the next checkout, effectively tying up two lanes.

i think ive just got a can of drink ill just walk pa... ill just scootch pa... ill ju... waiting waiting, pick a time, get her attention, step in, 5 foot nothing 70s greek bitch body checks me into the fuckin register thing shes loading up, my can of drink goes flying, ends up in front of their cashier. i glare but shut the fuck up because white boy step back, go to get another can (literally next to the registers) she goes back to her thing, i wait, she looks, waits, i step in, bitch body checks me into the fuckin register again. second can goes flying, im fuckin mad by now and faggot little glik husband starts arcing up, i 'accidentally' drop the second can off the ground onto a nice little corner on their trolley and they get hosed. glik husband still arcing up 'dont even "FUCKING" think about touching me!' i slam their trolley against their till, turn around to the woman on mine, smile sweetly, pay, try to walk off, both the fucking idiots try and bail me up, and get jumped by male staff...

6ft shaved orangutang, fucken trouble finds me. every time.

[ + ] puremadness

[ - ] puremadness 4 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 00:45:31 ago (+4/-0)

is it because im 6ft is that why every manlet in the universe wants me to destroy them?

like a fucking magnet

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 06:51:02 ago (+4/-1)

i just refer to it as 'nuffy magnet' - my cousin is a firey, hes like me but taller and wider, gets the same thing.
i keep attracting some pretty weird dudes on buses and trains, i figure its because its either stand near a mildly confident looking dude with a big ass beard and pretend to be my friend or get smacked around in the back of the bus by the fucking little turds the schools are shitting out now, and the weirdo would be right, ive threatened to smack a couple of local kids the fuck back to the stone age, not a fan of weirdos, less of a fan of little cunts in high school uniforms.

[ + ] ButtToucha9000

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 1 point 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 03:53:08 ago (+2/-1)

Sounds weak. Smash those mf in the mouth.

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 06:52:28 ago (+3/-1)

i cant get away with just snapping sadly. judge looks at my history and goes 'why'd you do that, your license says you know better' i cant pretend i dont know shit about the law because muh fucking license says 'instructor' - if i fuck up in front of a judge pretty much everyone ive trained gets their licenses looked at.

id rather not have to hang the fuck around for hours on end because of some old glik whore, all i wanted was a fuckin can of soft drink, got it, now i wanna get the fuck out of there.

[ + ] MuricaPersonified

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 10:44:59 ago (+1/-0)

Lol@ the manlet downvoting you. Same shit happens to me; 6ft, 220lb shit magnet. It's usually squat little mexicans and scrawny soyboys that try shit testing me.

Usually when I get mad and tell them what will happen if they keep testing me, they back off. Haven't had an actual scrap in a very long time because most people are pussies.

Never understood Napoleon Complexes. I never even understood peoples' perceptions of height. I never gave a single fuck about anyone's height, my own included. Hell, I wouldn't mind being a few inches shorter because maybe I'd stop banging my head into bullshit.

[ + ] GreenSaint

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 00:13:20 ago (+2/-1)

You should take some nudes in the mirror sideways and send them my way

[ - ] JohnnyKarateChop 3 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 23:46:56 ago (+3/-0)

Looks to me like some nigger just tried to murder some lady with a shopping cart, but luckily the text at the top cleared up any confusion. That nog needs to be stabbed in the gut and buried in the sand.

[ - ] Prairie 3 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 23:41:44 ago (+3/-0)

I'm assuming she had her chance to apologize and back up when he turned around.

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 23:27:41 ago (+3/-0)

nigger. just step to the side of the cart.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 6 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 23:44:33 ago (+6/-0)

Nah...grown adults should be able to drive and operate shopping carts.

Not saying he should have hurled a cart at her, but with any luck lessons were learned.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 2 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 09:48:52 ago (+2/-0)

Ruining a great video with nigger music.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 09:21:03 ago (+2/-0)

I've seen that shit at Sam's club. I've also had harems of sand nigger bitches (usually 3 or more) try to just cut in front of people, as well as myself. Then they are talking in arabic when I call them out and I tell them to stop speaking their slave language the jews assigned them in America. We speak English here and they get real pissed and they start complaining in near perfect English. Amazing.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 2 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 09:16:35 ago (+2/-0)

the nigger song killed teh video for me

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 2 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 22:34:57 ago (+3/-1)

Looks like she got the wind knocked out of her

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 06:31:36 ago (+2/-2)

A little over the top and niggerish. A shaming may have sufficed if not a slap.

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Bitch keeps bumping into the guy in front of her. He's not having it.
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